Fucking perfect!
THIS x1000
It either hits you in the face or it doesn't. It's one of my faves.
Best comment of the day!
What's the count? 20?
Nice work! I like creative writing myself. Nonfiction. It's fun crafting sentences, isn't it? But I just can't seem to write a fiction story that's worth a shit.
I bet you had an overwhelming urge to take a very long shower after this.
Did you talk to Chris? He's always so interested and attentive, asks questions, follows up. I'm going to call them tomorrow and tell them how proud of them I am.
Surely you jest. Trump, Grassley, cigar-smoking Rudy all well over 70 and all recovered no problem in just a few days.
LMFAO!!!! That was me all day yesterday!!!
No, I didn't mean that. It's just hard. Ever see a 3d chessboard? It makes the game MUCH more complex. So 4d? Fuggedaboudit. Trump is the O's. In traditional 2d tic tac toe, you play within the grid. But 4d tic tac toe? It's like the grid was in 4 dimensional space - too much for media cuck faggots to grasp - and Trump just flattened it out to show a victory where it looks like there wasn't one possible. I need Tylenol now.
Well, considering they just ruled that a pandemic doesn't trump (no pun intended) constitutional rights, I doubt it would stop the proceedings.
Um, no. If you don't get it, I can't explain it.
I heard he was in custody.
I blew up my account on Fark years ago like in a manner similar to this: find and post tubgirl.jpg with the line "Behold! The birth of a Facebook Fact Checker!"
There was only one man on earth who could see America through this, and God has put him in office.
Post a video of a gnarly Muslim sawing someone's head off with the title "Muslims. Ya gotta love 'em! Or they'll kill you."
Right, because they're just sitting around with their thumb up their ass on a Monday morning wondering what their fucking job is, right? They have nothing else on their plate as their state's top law enforcement officer. Try thinking before typing.
I like to think I played a part in Florida!
Epic thread I started Monday: https://thedonald.win/p/11QlTnlcOH/florida-pedes--we-have-an-awesom/
That's a stretch, dude. Their job isn't to join other state's lawsuits. And Texas came out of left field with this thing and nobody was prepared. In two days, 19 states are in. You can't tell me blowing up their phones and bombing their inboxes had no effect.
Help me out. It's been a long day.
I've been saying this all along. Fuck all the LARP shit. Trump called China out by name. His speech was basically the invoking of this order. I keep hearing "Insurrection act now!" when this is WAY more powerful. He's gonna take down politicians, media companies, riggers, the whole fucking works. But most can't be bothered to read this or get an analysis of it.
Well... bye.
You need to get laid.