I would never go to a dog park. Last time I was sitting in the veterinarian emergency waiting room, all the cases coming in were dog injuries from the park.

Now even the humans are a danger.

That tree trunk made me think he was carrying a curtain rod or something.

Cock servicing.

So, he fired first?

Just a little tipsy.

Good people don't riot.

It takes a psychopath to behave like this.

A mask will conserve your hydration because it makes you inhale and recycle your own water vapor.

We're gonna need full power, Scotty!

Why did they play the anthem? The national anthem is only for those who represent the US.

Sad about the monkeys, though. No more tourists to feed them these days, so they went on a rampage.

He needs a psychiatrist. But I would also guess he's been seeing one for years.

I wouldn't go parading around with a loaded gun.

I got Trump 95% and Jorgenson 82%.

Justice African style means getting a burning tire around your neck.

It was her choice.

And she needs to be fined for not wearing her mask properly.

I feel sorry for all the white children he abused in his job.

Put the homeless to work.

Tiny.

Triffids?

I'm sure they are counting on someone planting some.

Guess we're a little tape delayed on the west coast. I'll catch it in three hours.

Dump all that plastic in the ocean for the commies.

Christians can't kneel before anyone but God.

We can just go back to whites-only schools.

Always pick them up if you see them, that's for sure.