I can think of no better disaster than the one that forces me to stay at home.
We are all basically the remnants of the Roman empire.
If you've got a good place for them to stay with you, then it most certainly is better that they stay with you and limit their contact with strangers for at least a month.
And give them plenty of vitamin C, D3, zinc and selenium.
I'm pretty sure it takes more than a note from a governor to violate the US constitution.
I feel your pain!
I got a fever!
As a child, I used to see black people interacting as if they were meeting their best friends. I realized it was just an unspoken code of conduct for those people of a certain group.
A limited "holiday" from interest is a good idea.
These devourers of children do not care what color they are.
Drinking beer can make you need a lot more than usual toilet paper the next day.
Flaunting your rolls, eh?
I've heard they might have some within the first half hour after opening. They should just have a drive-thru set up in the parking lot for us members to get our ration without having to foot race to the back of the store.
After restricting their number of births, they've become one giant old folks home. Their huge disaster could have been a result of having so many elderly, plus the fact that these elderly live with their younger relatives who only had mild symptoms and then killed off their elderly with it.
Mr. President, do you have a square to spare? I'm all out over here.
Not even a ply? Just one ply!
False flag from the bidet companies.
Everyone is so paranoid that it's getting pretty hard to spread germs right now. Those other countries didn't have the advance warning that we've had. Italy was letting in flights from Wuhan to infect their people and Iran must have been up to something to get so much exposure to the WuTang.
I went to Costco today. Not a scrap of paper to be found. I didn't check the office printer paper section, though.
They were spraying and wiping all the carts as they came back to the entrance. But I took one from the lot and it was not sprayed for me, nor were there any self-serve wipes at the door to clean with anymore. They obviously ran out and switched to having a "cart crew" wipe down the cart supply at the front door. Employees were also spraying and wiping lots of door handles around the store, like at the cold food sections. Just imagine how easy our yearly flu seasons could be and the lives saved if stores did this all the time during the winter.
No, it's a false flag orchestrated by the bidet companies. Americans don't want no bidets any more than they want the metric system.
Buy low, sell high.
Someone's drinking Romulan ale.
This guy must have been the replacement for their last head terrorist that was killed. Killing them off seems to buy a few months without attacks.
At least we know a lot more than back during the Spanish Flu pandemic. The troops during WWI were carrying it around with them and even those on trains would spread it at every train stop to the local towns. Shutting down travel is the first and best action to take.
Those types usually have videos of their preaching online.
Those are never a real mass with any sacraments. So watching online is no big deal.
When they get more testing available, the number will skyrocket. Someone from Hawaii just said that he was in contact with a WuTang infected and he was having signs of a cough and mild fever, but the clinics in Hawaii are turning all these kind of people away without a test or even taking their temperature. Even turning away the elderly with mild symptoms.
I remember that cereal from back in the days when my parents drove us back east to our grandparents house in Massachusetts. They had this cereal for us in the mornings. It's the same as Fruit Loops.