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OoooJackieBlue 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like she tried to Kamala his ass and got turned down.

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OoooJackieBlue 35 points ago +35 / -0

Store policy doesn't supersede medical exemptions. The ADA would be on them like white on rice if they tried to tell someone they couldn't use a cane or a guide dog in there. Also, a quick visit to a new doctor to get an asthma checkup so you can renew your albuterol inhaler script will quickly solve that issue. I mean, it kept Biden out of the draft. It'll keep you out of a mask. ;)

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OoooJackieBlue 26 points ago +26 / -0

Do you have a like minded friend? Get them to go with you. Then there's TWO of you without one. Or three. Or five. Strength in numbers.

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OoooJackieBlue 0 points ago +1 / -1

Failed hell. Scooters probably spend all day looking for a cliff to fling themselves off of. You know those seats smell like month old ass and despair.

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OoooJackieBlue 1 point ago +2 / -1

They plan to tuck them under their belly aprons along with the remote control and last week's cheeseburger.

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OoooJackieBlue 2 points ago +4 / -2

I dropped a frozen 10 pound meat torpedo on my foot a few months ago, right where the toes meet the foot. Week later went to the store with my husband and he told me to get a scooter because I still couldn't put any weight on that foot. I told him, hell no, everyone will think I'm in it because I'm a fat lazy fuck. Rather crawl than use one of those things. Fat fuckers. I hope they do get the bat flu.

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OoooJackieBlue 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean, if it keeps her from spawning, I'm all for it.

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OoooJackieBlue 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well how else do you expect Bai Deng to free up all those farms so they can be sold to Gates or the CCP?

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OoooJackieBlue 3 points ago +3 / -0

We got a still from Mile High Distillery about five years ago. When the world finally collapses to Mad Max proportions I will run a bar and brothel and call it the Likker 'n Stick'er

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OoooJackieBlue 0 points ago +0 / -0

Tulle, lol. The fabric stores usually sell mosquito netting for super cheap. It's a lot softer and more flexible.

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OoooJackieBlue 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nice Need a third one. A fashion mask complete with sequins or crystals or some other nonsense. Or cheetah print. God I keep seeing cheetah print ones. Tell them it doesn't make them look younger OR prettier.

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OoooJackieBlue 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to sing it out like six times to be sure it was four 0's and still wasn't sure hah

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OoooJackieBlue 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's how they always roll. Aid to the blue areas, all focused on the non-whitey sections and only when a camera crew is there to see them. Rest of the disaster areas can get rekt.

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OoooJackieBlue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Friend of mine asked me, if he gets 25th, do they have to move out of the WH? I had no idea. Would love to see that grifting babysitter do a walk of shame with her sniffer king.

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OoooJackieBlue 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's me, spreading disappointment to all I come across since 1970.

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OoooJackieBlue 39 points ago +39 / -0

This one time, in band camp, it was in August in Texas, and our instructors said we had to practice outside in our wool uniforms, and we all showed up in t-shirts and shorts and said NOPE. And they couldn't make us.

Seriously what happened to teen rebellion? These kids are broken like a 20 year old meat wagon nag.

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OoooJackieBlue 3 points ago +3 / -0

Texans need to give him another Red Kingdom escort out of town. Useless potato.

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OoooJackieBlue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try growing stuff people don't recognize. My neighbors were scratching their heads at the sight of my black cherry tomatoes and 8 ball zucchini. I told them they were just ornamental, that the black tomatoes would give you really bad stomach cramps but they just looked so cool I had to grow them! And you can grow potatoes in containers and no one knows what they are. They're all used to ornamental sweet potatoes so they just think my edible sweet potato vines are scraggly.

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OoooJackieBlue 3 points ago +3 / -0

First I heard of chonkers. Lots of BBW, Curvy, Fluffy, Floofy, Big & Tall, Reubenesque, "Healthy" (yeah right), and my personal ugh that I heard the other day "Squeezably Soft". Also stretch marks are "Tiger stripes", I guess from eating all that Tony the Tiger cereal, IDK.

I just tell people I'm a fatass and revel in the look of shock on their faces.

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OoooJackieBlue 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same thing happened to me once. We keep multiple, smaller freezers now. That way if one takes a shit, we're not wiped out. I can shift most of what's in one to the other 3, and then pressure can what's left.

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OoooJackieBlue 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you can keep a few hens where you are, ask them if they'll sell you a few. I'm keeping incubators running now to make starter flocks for my neighbors. No charge. I'd rather hatch chicks for them for free than have the SHTF and them be thinking stealing my birds to eat is a good idea.

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