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OoooJackieBlue 7 points ago +7 / -0

And yet, miraculously, our bowel movements are just fine. Twice a day like clockwork for me. TMI, sure, but you had to go there. :D

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OoooJackieBlue 49 points ago +49 / -0

Crazy bitches probably Jericho us.

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OoooJackieBlue 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'd vote for a dead chicken before I'd vote for The Exalted Cyclops. Billand looks considerably better than the roadkill.

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OoooJackieBlue 4 points ago +4 / -0

Submit the name of every liberal leftist you know to it so they can reap what they're attempting to sow?

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OoooJackieBlue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Secretariat Seattle Slew Seabiscuit

What... you said athletes...?

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OoooJackieBlue 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't hear any laughter outside of the leftistsphere, but I do hear a lot of anger and fear at what is happening. Lot of peeps from around the globe are praying we rise up and fight back. I have gamer friends from Brazil, Indonesia, China, Canada, Mexico, Australia, Germany... they're all saying we have to turn it around because it's too late for the rest of them. But mebbe if we shut it down, they will get a second chance to do the same.

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OoooJackieBlue 6 points ago +7 / -1

What's god gonna do, throw lightening bolts at DC?

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OoooJackieBlue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Robin DiAngelo. And she's made MILLIONS off of nothing more than saying, all crackers are racist, and if you try to argue with her, she holds up a hand and says, that's just your white fragility showing.

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OoooJackieBlue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope he doesn't hold his breath for that to happen.

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OoooJackieBlue 2 points ago +2 / -0

The same bitch that wrote White Fragility has "training courses" available on LinkedIn. Coca Cola has a LinkedIn account that they use to get training courses for their employees.

Rest assured Coca Cola is but one of thousands and thousands of companies who are forcing their people to watch this racist crap.

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OoooJackieBlue 9 points ago +9 / -0

Always better to ask forgiveness afterwards than beg for permission beforehand. Unfortunately I think Abbott's balls are stuck on that fence he's been riding for so long.

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OoooJackieBlue 11 points ago +11 / -0

They think we're so stupid that we'll assume his presence indicates his approval of everyone else in the room, thereby transferring the support of his base to them. They'd rather eat skunk ass than let MTG cash in on it. Joke's on them, lol.

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OoooJackieBlue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mebbe so but it's not how it's always taught. My dad was a preacher. In our home, turn the other cheek meant exactly that. If someone hit you, you backed down. Better still, you embraced them, even if they kept hitting you.

That may have had more to do with our dad being an abusive asshole who didn't want his kids hitting back than any religious beliefs he held, but it was definitely the party line at church.

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OoooJackieBlue 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, it's on the eastern grid. I wasn't aware of it until all this started happening, actually. We also got hit a little different than y'all down south. No ice, and the snow was dry powder, so the wind farms kept turning and the power lines stayed intact throughout the area. We did get some warnings of possible rolling blackouts but it never happened.

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OoooJackieBlue 2 points ago +2 / -0

When Mao said women held up half the sky, he really meant they could hold up half the guns. They been preparing to come at us for decades.

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OoooJackieBlue 8 points ago +9 / -1

I live in the Texas panhandle. We got down to -12 but beyond a few outages here and there, our power stayed on and for that we were all grateful.

We checked on friends and family, made sure everyone had plenty of stuff on hand to hole up at home for the week in the days leading up to it. Did a grocery run for the inlaws and some elderly friends so they wouldn't be out in the cold. Got the spare bedrooms ready, the folding cot and air mattress cleaned off and set to the side, and pulled out all the extra blankets and pillows. Our house isn't big but because we have a generator, the plan was to put up as many people as we could if the power failed. They'd have been sleeping on couches and recliners and the floor even, but they'd have been warm at least.

We didn't GAF about what the politicians were up to, because Texans take care of their own. We have to, especially in my solid red region, because politicians only rush to the weak link cities when disaster strikes.

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OoooJackieBlue 22 points ago +24 / -2

It's that whole Turn The Other Cheek bs. Also the fact that most church congregations see themselves as a flock. Not a pride. A flock. A flock of closed eye, head nodding, hand swaying in the air, bleating sheep waiting for Jesus to take the wheel and assuring each other that it's all "In God's Hands".

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OoooJackieBlue 7 points ago +7 / -0

Porn of any kind, heh, particularly porn featuring ladies who look nothing like them. If she's determined to stir a shitpot, let it be her Pot of Insecurity.

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OoooJackieBlue 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don't get into my husband's phone. He's a grown ass man, he doesn't need me to babysit him and make sure he's not looking at naughty things. These crazy bitches might as well get their 100 cats and ugly sweaters now (I see she already has the latter) because that shit won't fly with any guy who still retains ownership of his gonads.

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OoooJackieBlue 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am so sick of these fruitcakes. Fucking attention whoring faggots.

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