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OppaiZuriZuri 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have to get laid first to have children.

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OppaiZuriZuri 6 points ago +8 / -2

ACB has turned out to be the biggest washout ever. Think these idiots are all in on it (which I guess makes us the idiots for ever supporting her to begin with) or are they kept in the dark to make their rage all the more believable?

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OppaiZuriZuri 0 points ago +1 / -1

He's my husband he's my father he's my husband he's my father!!!

Forget it, Jakes, it's Swamp Town.

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OppaiZuriZuri 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, he's not as stupid as his hillbilly beard makes him to be. He's just looking at the inmates running his asylum and realized this ship ain't gonna sail. Have I mixed enough metaphors?

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OppaiZuriZuri 2 points ago +2 / -0

But then where will all the millions of Biden voters coming in to celebrate sleep? Jeez, these guys don't have two electrons to rub together, I declare!

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OppaiZuriZuri 6 points ago +6 / -0

Think Him being sad is upsetting now?

Let's just say, YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY.

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OppaiZuriZuri 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be easy to enforce as Biden voters consider tobacco the devil's leaf. XD

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OppaiZuriZuri 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hey, they're not fags! Not all gays are fags and not all fags are gay! I thought South Park ended this argument.

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OppaiZuriZuri 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, "politically", absolutely. Minecraft style all the way. Nary a drop of tar or a single feather as far as the eye can see. :3

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OppaiZuriZuri 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not us they're scared of. It's their Master. He's angry and if they don't get their blood sacrifice in, he's coming for THEM. Such is the high price of their Faustian bargain.

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OppaiZuriZuri 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can think of a handful places more sacred than that giant tit.

Gettysburg Antitem Ground Zero New York Valley Forge Pearl Harbor Independence Hall The Statue of Liberty Grand Canyon Yellowstone Yosemite National Redwood Salem, Massachusetts Plymouth Rock Jamestown Skywalker Ranch Actually that's quite a few. Anyone wanna take up the baton?

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OppaiZuriZuri 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of all those gmail is by far the easiest. Use freaking protonmail.

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OppaiZuriZuri 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I mean people say JFK dies by a government conspiracy and its not struck down, or the moon landing was faked and not struck down. This however is, and its precisely because of this. Good points all around.

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OppaiZuriZuri 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny thing is it'll all be antifas pretending to be Trump supporters who'll be annihilated. I don't think they planned this through thoroughly.

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OppaiZuriZuri 3 points ago +5 / -2

I'm not saying she's a good person, but this is just like a comic book. Superman and Lex Luthor teaming up to take on Darkseid, it's weird and doesn't feel right but you gotta take what you can get when you can get it.

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OppaiZuriZuri 14 points ago +16 / -2

At this point, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, a.k.a. war makes strange bedfellows.

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