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OrdusMaleus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not just "circle back" and carry anyway?

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OrdusMaleus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Watching now. Silver Fox just heard the objection and adjourned to debate. Pelosi is reprimanding the Repubs for not following social distancing... fuck that witch.

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OrdusMaleus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Had a total thyroidectomy myself, it went well. Just make sure she gets on thyroid medication asap then gets her levels dialed in so she's able to take a proper dose.

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OrdusMaleus 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was one on my ballot in Florida about only citizens could vote. I had to shake my head at that one.

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OrdusMaleus 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know you fucked up when the AMISH are riled up.

"Martha, get the waggon "

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OrdusMaleus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Winning here. Got my Birthday/Christmas present, a 10mm Smith and Wesson and I've already voted early! Maga

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OrdusMaleus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Twitter be like...

FBI and CIA - We have information regarding Hillary Clinton....

Hillary - What Difference does it make now!?!?!

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OrdusMaleus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Have Trump show up in person and have an empty podium across from him.

"Well I guess Sleepy Joe saw his shadow... so I guess 4 more years of Winning!"

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OrdusMaleus 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Kamel-Toe tried to play the Race Card to non-answer the Court Packing question, I just had to think of what Martin Luther King said.

"Well Khamala, Mr. Trump has a Dream, that once again people will be judged by the content of their character and not by the color of their skin or what's between their legs. "

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OrdusMaleus 4 points ago +4 / -0

More like a life of... a life of... you know, the thing.... cornpops... mom I just shit my pants...

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OrdusMaleus 1 point ago +3 / -2

Mom got poisoned kinda like this when she worked for a coffee location inside a Barnes and Noble. She survived it tho because she wasn't a dumbass who swallowed. They never caught the A-Hole because when she collapsed the manager of the B&N had ALL the employees pass the cup around contamination any fingerprint evidence.

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OrdusMaleus 58 points ago +59 / -1

In the video he said they would be back on the 10th.

Edit: I was corrected by Cray Cray

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OrdusMaleus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. My dad shared this story earlier today and was saying how stupid it sounds. Mom agreed.

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OrdusMaleus 5 points ago +5 / -0

They broke down the gate and were on private property. They had every right to shoot every single one of those rioters and terrorists.

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OrdusMaleus 25 points ago +25 / -0

Oooo MAN that was a beautiful ending to that press beating.

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OrdusMaleus 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Like "Tons" is such a white word and is just racist for asking.... "

So you made nothing but garbage and left a dead patch of grass instead of a living field?

".... racist... "

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OrdusMaleus 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's around time for officers to just stand back and say, "No. You police yourselves." and walk away letting the rioters, looters, and arsonists have a field day doing whatever they want and having no police in sight to protect anyone.

Police keep taking it on the chin to keep going and saying, "Please sir may I have another?"

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