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Ozzie 2 points ago +4 / -2

And then, people will forget why they're saying Let's Go Brandon.

FUCK JOE BIDEN

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Ozzie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally. It's a scam and a half, but I like the kitsch and the shape of the tanks. Total nostalgia fuel.

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Ozzie 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's crazy enough to work

it's also crazy enough to end up a bachelor

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Ozzie 1 point ago +1 / -0

And here I thought you were committed to the cause.

Guess it doesn't go further than ragey internet posts at hypothetical ladies because you don't wanna risk a lover's quarrel, then.

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Ozzie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man, don't be petty. Let your girl make herself feel pretty. She's doing it for her, not you. And you ain't gonna fix that neurosis by hiding her shit and causing an argument right before a date.

You should do the opposite. Every time she does her makeup to go out, stand next to her in the mirror and apply the exact same makeup to your face. And then tell her that you're ready to go out. If you can make her laugh while getting the same point across, I can see this going a lot better.

Or get another counter top.

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Ozzie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Totally. But you just gotta word that shit carefully, brother. Very carefully.

Compliments are attacks to women unless you know what you're doing.

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Ozzie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then your problem isn't women and makeup, it's a sense of a lack of personal space. And that's your neurosis, just like her filling the counter is hers. It's not an invalid one though. I feel you bro.

Maybe when you talk to your lady next, don't make it a "you shouldn't do this, this and this" convo, make it a "I feel like I need more space" type of convo, and if you can segue that "feelings" talk into "you don't need makeup" then she's probably going to be more receptive to the compliment side of things because she's already on that emotional level rather a defensive level. Play it right and you'll get your counter top and a naturally beautiful woman.

Women are more receptive when you come from a place of explaining how you feel, rather than it appearing like you wanna deprive them of something or criticizing them.

It's some stupid bullshit because really you are coming from a place of care, because you think she's already beautiful, and you do need more space.

You just gotta learn how to word that shit correctly. Remember you're not dealing with a logical being. You're dealing with a woman. They're not lesser or worse but they sure as hell communicate differently.

Good luck in the minefield, brother.

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Ozzie 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you can't even convince your girlfriend, why are you trying to convince random internet ladies? Everybody's got neuroses about things, and you can't change it for them because that's not how neuroses work.

When you go outside, do you brush your hair? Do you brush it to a certain side?

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Ozzie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never had an ant farm! I did have an Alien Ant Farm CD though.

Those things scare me, since I picture them breaking open or falling as I sleep. Ants everywhere.

I'll stick to harmless salt-water protein squiggles, thanks.

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Ozzie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hah. Yeah. They're a variety of Brine Shrimp called Artemia Nyos. Brine Shrimp can enter a state of cryptobiosis, meaning they can survive in egg form for years until they're reactivated by the right conditions (generally salt water), which is how they can sell the egg packets to people.

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Ozzie 1 point ago +1 / -0

And if one of those things is manufactured media outrage, how does that matter?

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Ozzie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude is straight up friends with Obama and Kamala. You can hear him talk about it at the ass end of his previous Netflix propganda special.

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Ozzie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because every fucking day, people are all distracted and circle jerking about Dave Chappelle as the country is in fucking flames.

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Ozzie 6 points ago +8 / -2

Yeah. They always seem REALLY uninterested in tackling the election fraud issue and just want us to be partisan cable slaves.

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Ozzie -1 points ago +1 / -2

Explain the skin tone. Explain the bone structure.

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Ozzie -3 points ago +2 / -5

"Wake up! It's perfectly normal for someone to flee to Africa, have the entire media sphere call him crazy for abandoning Hollywood, only for him to come back with a different skin tone, facial structure, body build, and vocal inflection, now functioning as a political shill employed by Netflix! Why, you must be one of those low info FOX watchers! Haw haw!"

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Ozzie -2 points ago +1 / -3

The reaction of a mind unable to cope with the cognitive dissonance.

Notice the lack of answer.

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Ozzie 0 points ago +2 / -2

And change skin tone and facial structure and voice and rhythm

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