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PantsJihad 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is classic NY attitude at its finest.

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PantsJihad 3 points ago +4 / -1

I heard his middle name is THUNDERCOCK spelled in all caps like that.

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PantsJihad 15 points ago +15 / -0

Tell him you think you both should start seeing other men.

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PantsJihad 3 points ago +3 / -0

You would think he would've learned form the prior occasion.

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PantsJihad 52 points ago +52 / -0

This cycle has got to stop. George Floyd was media bullshit. This guy is media bullshit. Michael Brown was media bullshit. Trayvon Martin was media bullshit (they straight up fabricated a "witness" on that one).

How many times is black America going to be the Charlie Brown to the Media's Lucy?

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PantsJihad 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dunno, they seem fond of Lenin and Mao as well. Pol Pot is even kinda their speed.

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PantsJihad 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well, we didn't expect them to do it by repeatedly bashing their face into someone elses fist, but I don't expect a lot of logic or reason out of this crowd.

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PantsJihad 45 points ago +52 / -7

We don't get to come back from that. Look at Ireland and the deep divisions that still exist from the troubles. It will literally take 3-4 generations for that hate to die back down.

I will seek every solution but that, but if my hand is forced, I intend to bear as much of that sin as I can so that the generations that follow us, who may spit upon our memory, will do so as free men and women. I can bear their hate.

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PantsJihad 73 points ago +74 / -1

Someone put this really well the other day, and I see the wisdom in their words: For liberals, political violence is analog. There are degrees and a slow escalation.

For conservatives, it is digital. There is the rule of law, and then there is fucking armegeddon where Right Wing Death Squads basically make Pinochet look like a girl scout.

It is the ultimate end-game form of the phrase "Fuck around and find out". None of us want that.

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PantsJihad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen exactly one, but its on this crazy dudes lawn who normally has all kinds of insane shit about Agent Orange posted on his yard. I bet his neighbors love him. Nowhere near my neighborhood, we've got like six Trump flags within a block of my place.

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PantsJihad 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh god this. If you are going to buy a car (seriously, don't, you can get what you need on base and via the internet) consult base legal first and don't do it ANYWHERE near a base.

Holy shit, I saw an E2 driving a total POS mustang that he was paying something like 20% interest on. He couldn't afford a damn cell phone bill.

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PantsJihad 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh shit, someone get that in the Trump store ASAP. I need 3.

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PantsJihad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shhh......I'm in FL, I don't need the bluehairs giving me the stink-eye.

We shall identify each other via Cowboy hats.

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PantsJihad 25 points ago +25 / -0

Some good advice for your dude: Start working cardio now. Pull ups, at least one max-effort set every other day. Crunches, max effort sets 2x a day every day (abs heal fast).

When he is in boot and school, volunteer for EVERYTHING. It gets noticed. Steer clear of drinking an debauchery, as ARI's (Alcohol Related Incidents) are sure-fire career enders.

Find a sport or event he likes that he can represent his unit doing, and get into it. These things get noticed and will seriously benefit him come time for boards or promotions.

EDIT: DO NOT GET MARRIED IN YOUR FIRST TERM.

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PantsJihad 15 points ago +15 / -0

Do you live in Texas? Do you have a gun? Do you believe that outdoor cooking (grilling/barbeque) is a sacred artform?

Welcome to the Texas Military. Hunting skills, a large off-road vehicle, and/or ranching/farming skills a plus.

EDIT: Fuck I can't wait to move back.

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PantsJihad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, seriously, I was in like the POGiest POG unit ever (Electronic Intel in the USMC Airwing) and we knew about doing that shit. Say what you will about my branch (CRAYONS ARE DELICIOUS) but we do try to make sure everyone can at least play at being a grunt.

By the way, your Rotary Aviation guys were always awesome to work with. I have some very fond memories of riding around in Blackhawks.

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PantsJihad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doing buddy checks to see if anybodies wounded and not realizing after breaking contact. Good times!

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PantsJihad 5 points ago +5 / -0

People need to look up what a Tuller Drill is. An assailant can clear 23ft of space in the time it takes to clear a holster. That is why you take knives seriously.

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