I had a weird moment this summer. I was pumping gas in my car and there was this woman, could not take my eyes off her for some reason. Then I realized: this was Saturday and the woman was wearing a nice sun dress, some jewelry. No tattoos. Hair done up, a little bit of makeup. I hadn't seen that for a while I guess.
My position on this is that they just can't handle STRONG women. That's what I got told for the last 30 years when I had an opinion about feminism. Also that women can do anything a man can, except better. And since women are strong and independant and don't need no man, women can solve this problem themselves. Seriously, women, just walk off the field when freaks show up. If you're going to lose anyways, make a show of it. Don't play the stupid game.
Is it me, or is the House starting to think it can takke over every branch of the government? Wasn't too long ago they wanted decide who could be President. Or named to the Supreme court. Innat some kind of insurrection? When you're trying to get your greasy paws on the nuke codes, you might be the problem.
You know why there are female astronauts? They're lighter than a dishwasher.
Freddy would definitely go for the anal swab though...
Press secretary, Ted Nugent
Just about every aircraft you can name suffers from creep between design and fielding it. Shit gets added and added, and pretty soon there is a weight reduction program that gets in gear because the frigging thing is now too heavy. Every fucking time.
The "low-cost, lightweight" fighter the USAF want will be neither when they get done with it. Guaranteed.
Say you were an evil SOB bent on destrying the country. Would your picks be any different?
They realized their mistake, turned the patient around and shoved the swab up their noses.
Is it like, "STOP!!!"
Or, "tehee, oh stooooop, giggle giggle..."
She doesn't know the answers. She just argues. Standard Operating Procedures for a wife.
The best thing about NATO was the cafeteria at NATO HQ. The dessert section was awesome, as you'd expect from Belgium. That's about all the positive things I can say about NATO nowadays.
You know what undermined my faith in NATO? When, under NATO, the last church in Afghanistan was burned to the ground. When NATO "nation built" Afghanistan and helped write its constitution, as an Islamic Republic. When NATO deployed most its members' "troops" into pussfied non-combat roles.
Did a back of the envelope math one day, considering GDP and % GDP defense expenditure. The 5 main countries in Europe have 7 times (or so) the GDP of Russia. If they were not fucking mooching layabouts and spend 3% GDP on defense, like they are supposed to, they would BURY Russia and would not even need help from the US. Russia would just be a bad joke. Same for South Korea, and Japan versus Norht Korea.
If I were President, I would tell all those lazy ass Chicago teachers to get the fuck back to work.
Beat me to it...
Welp, hard to feel sorry for them. They probably rode a lot of dicks in their prime and figured the gravy train was going to run forever. Guys have to front-load their lives and suffer initially.
She's a 6 on the day you tell your buddies about the chick you picked up in the bar last night. When she shows up again with your buddies present she's a "I never met this girl before". Been there.
What kind of GPU do you have, cuz I want one.
Well you can find out easy. Bring her over for the night. Look at her in the morning. Make sure you secure all sharp objects and have the balcony doors nailed shut.
She's probably a student in computer science or engineering. There will be enough desperate simps there to service her. Of course, if it's a proper university with other faculties (such as nursing, dentistry, administration), she's out of luck.
... or won't learn to cook, clean or do laundry (something any man out of basic training can do anyways). Will carry a quarter million dollars in student debt. Will also bitch about yellow fever.
Why is this a problem? In many areas, they let women into men's sport leagues and there is nothing you can do about it. Who cares? Have you played hockey with a woman on your line? Like playing a man short. Now those particular women go for bottom men's divisions (C, or old timer's) why? For ice time, to practice with higher skill levels to improve. They usually also play on the women's league, where they do well. So what's the problem? They screw up the game for men. First they are usually useless and contribute nothing and sabotage both the offence and defence. But they don't really give a shit about the men's team they are on, it's just ice time for them. Also the men have to be careful they don't accidentally hit them and usually go easy on them (nobody want to be a bully). So I don't really feel too sorry for women's sports. You want to go back to the way things were before? Sure. But right now this Tranny thing is a women's problem, not mine. Women are stong and independant, can do anythig a man can (except better) and don't need no man. I hope they get those trannies into Olympic Hockey by the way, I'll pay to weatch those games.
Reichtag fire all over again.
Wife asks a question. I answer and explain. She argues why I'm wrong. Now I just ignore and go get a beer.
They can add millions of Dollars for LGBTQQ++ programs in Afghanistan, but they can't set the minimum wage? HAHAHA, they nebver intended to raise it, it was just a bullshit promise, you've been had again.