Oklahomaphobes?

"Work"

Even comes with a pearl necklace accessory.

Scar was right. If it wasn't for Simba, Mufasa would never have been in that ravine.

If you don't join the feminists in slut shaming Boebert you're a hypocrite. Ironic.

Ruby got the Medal of Freedom.

I thought the Federal Judge already narrowed the ban on guns in public to no ban on guns in public.

I did the same thing. Kittens are way cheaper and easier chew toys to replace than shoes.

And Pfizer...oh wait, you said Drug Cartels already. Carry on.

So ban Christianity, and compel Hindu Yoga witch craft.

Anyone else feel like the obvious answer to the 77 grain question is a trap?

Did she just assume the cattle's gender?

How many kids have to die before you give up your guns?

All of them.

He...try to keep up.

Ten or Fifteen? Seems like a lot of bodies to get rid of just to save a few bucks.

Well, if you cut it off, the penis is missing.

That is a fine looking Adirondack chair. Pretty good commercial. Product placement is everything.

That is dark. I like that.

At first I thought, "Bullshit. This dude's not buying an entire year's supply at a time!" But then I realized if you got 5 shills to train you could burn through that in a month.

Well, they think ammo is bought in boxes of 50 rounds.

You and I know ammo is bought in cases of 20 boxes of 50 rounds.

Trucks are prohibited from surface streets in DC except for a few hours at night.

Sus.

He drives a car.
He's not a trucker.

No. Hot-Shotters are not Truckers.

Oh shit! They're behind me?