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ParkingLotRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

More important things to report on such as Trumps latest golf outing.

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ParkingLotRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

9mm takes your life, 10mm takes your soul.

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ParkingLotRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

I legit laughed out loud at this.

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ParkingLotRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like how he is speaking absolute gibberish but he's arrogantly confident that what he is saying is ten times better than whatever Trump would come up with.

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ParkingLotRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ive been daydreaming of Joe flipping out and taking a swing at Trump, missing wildly and either falling on his ass or Trump John-Wayne punching Joe’s lights out.

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ParkingLotRanger 2 points ago +3 / -1

Most men are like broken compasses. Get yourself pointing north by aligning yourself with God and the good women will seek you out.

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ParkingLotRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

They just melted all those down for “culture readons”

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ParkingLotRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

When I was a kid candy bars were the size of volkswagons and could feed a family of four for a week. My brother and I got a snickers for Christmas one year and we were still eating on it in February!

But seriously candy bars did used to be much bigger.

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ParkingLotRanger 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wtf some of us have to work and aren’t on the bleeding edge of the latest memes. What’s the tuna can about?

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ParkingLotRanger 115 points ago +116 / -1

Remember, when people ask, “What would Jesus do?” Flipping tables and beating people with a whip is within the realm of possibility.

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ParkingLotRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait until they find out how difficult it is to migrate to another country!

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ParkingLotRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn. Another COVID-19 death.

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ParkingLotRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is literally all she’s fucking done in 3.5 years.

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ParkingLotRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is too funny to have been created by a commie fucktard. Which one of you glorious bastards made this?

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ParkingLotRanger 11 points ago +11 / -0

No, you don’t ban it, you study it through the lens of truth, and teach everyone why it’s evil, as well as teaching correct American history. If you ban the materials some knucklehead will just invent it again and no one will know to stay away from it. What you ban is the implementation of it, while promoting Liberty and American greatness.

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ParkingLotRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Up next on the Gorilla channel, Ouch My Balls! After these messages.

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ParkingLotRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bring back letters of marque and reprisal. This would end right quick. They were for privateers fighting pirates, but make a special one for operating on land.

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