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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

So many copies of the constitution in the hands of civilians, we're overwhelmed! gib mony plz

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ParticleCannon 73 points ago +73 / -0

My hair isn't colorful enough, and I'm in a super-straight relationship

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0
  • black lives matter

  • given the Rosa Parks treatment and gets sent to the back of the room

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ParticleCannon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Speaking of, there has to be a greater-than-zero intent to crack *media sharing among minors. And a greater than zero chance they wouldn't hold on to that material claiming they need to analyze it to see if it gets shared. And then use it in entrapment.

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

*except children, we can decide for them whether or not they grow up mutilated.

-The Left

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's so bad that I just found out I have it

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

54.2%. From September's numbers.

Way to meet those goals, Joe.

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

The number of contradictory beliefs the left can simultaneously purport to hold is disorientating, to say the least

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fix your state. Then send your state to Washington. Or, with any luck, your state will send YOU to Washington.

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Further, where are we Overseas anymore?

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Environmental destruction that has taken place since 1921/1934:

  • WWII, Korea, and Vietnam wars, as well as all of the Russian, UK, and Middle Eastern Wars

  • Leaded gasoline

  • The entire Atomic Age

  • The entire Space Race

  • The rise, fall, and re-rise of Communism

  • The explosion of air travel

  • Hairspray/Freon/etc

  • McDonalds (beef)

  • Destruction of the Rain Forest

  • Acid Rain

  • The shoddy industrialization of China, India, etc

  • Rosie O'Donnell

  • Coral Bleaching

  • The Atlantic Garbage Patch

Still have ice caps. Still have polar bears. Liberals are still flocking to the coasts, and the elites still build beachfront mansions.

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's funny is they have to use January 6th footage to wring their hands over, but all they have is some shouting and pepper spray.

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ParticleCannon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ah yes, Communism Speedrun any%, where their first leader pretended to commit suicide and their second leader was a Warlord Kangz who went around demanding tribute, and that was just the first 24 hours

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