The disaster doesnt fall far from, you know, the thing

Then an early lid and two weeks off

I wish I had that many people running interference to keep me from looking like an idiot.

(and it's still not enough for the JoePedo!)

Can confirm. Something about lots of rules and making informed decisions otherwise people die.

Don't mis-religion me, bigot

Kamala, you're vice president, there's no more dick to suck. What are you doing?

Remember when she asked Amy Coney Barrett if she had ever raped anyone?

Uh oh problematic language detected. Better delete his account in two years.

Absolute bait. Any normal human would just say "pink cake, blue frosting" and no one would even notice. If they didn't have victimhood, their life would be as empty as the cavity between their legs.

It helps them sleep at night knowing they could finally be a real victim at any moment.

Amy, consider yourself DEBOONKED.

And gay.

Funny how the caricature relies on being attractive and well dressed

Ok, racist is likely, white is subjective, but mis-religion the guy and you're going to get your house beheaded

Facebook and Twitter volunteer to keep the rhetoric alive. Then usually blame glitches.

It would be a shame if we find out he came over the border, too

If it uses powder and pushes lead, it's "AR-15 Style"

Shootings are going to eradicate COVID like COVID eradicated every other death statistic

That's what they're isn't a waterfall of bullshit on every electronic device about why this is somehow my fault

The imminent and disastrous global freezing period predicted a few generations ago turned into drowning polar bears and flooding Venice and Miami from global warming, which also didn't happen so now it's just called climate change. Then, instead of fixing the alleged source, atmospheric pollution, at it's number one contributor, China, we banned plastic straws a few years before dumping millions of medical masks into the ocean and burning a few cities to the ground. For science! Oh and we're going to send a few billion to some shitholes that aren't advanced enough to pollute on a reasonable scale and hope they don't murder each other over clean wells and OLPC charging stations too much so we don't have to coordinate a military invasion with our friends the defense contractors. That would suck.

Is that why the hospital ships and portable medical centers are still running at full capacity? Asking for the elderly.

Help with what, stealing money or chugging dick?

Except they're already conditioned- if there's no description of the suspect, you already know

To them it's not a crisis, it's an opportunity.

For children, drugs, and votes.

I've been trying to find that exact Fishing Pole for a while :(

Social media was a mistake