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PatriotRay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never thought he was. He always had that whiff of swamp on him. I also suspect that for every piece of chicken he pulls out of the bucket, he whispers "I'm gonna turn you into poo!" before deep throating it like some kind of maniacal cartoon villain.

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PatriotRay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cues up yakkity sax

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PatriotRay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I swear every time I see anything regarding Georgia, I hear yakkity sax in my head.

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PatriotRay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deepest condolences, I have already walked that path.

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PatriotRay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I laughed at this. Thank you, I needed that.

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PatriotRay 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't think biden is smart enough to sit the right way on a toilet seat.

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PatriotRay 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's me trying to read any legalese in any mental state.

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PatriotRay 65 points ago +67 / -2

It's turned into a hard concept it seems. Take a look around you when you go somewhere.

Restaurant? Phone stuck up ass. Doctor's Office? Phone stuck up ass. Day at the park? Phone stuck up ass. Lunch room at work? Phone stuck up ass.

But yes, I remember when nobody had the damned things.

God forbid you'd socialize with the person near you instead of some rando 3000 miles away.

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PatriotRay 2 points ago +2 / -0

And it made the lefties squeal.

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PatriotRay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lookin' fer votes to steal.

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PatriotRay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe. My question is: if the case against Flynn is a nothing burger, why hasn't he been pardoned instead of some obama judge dragging it out on minor technicalities?

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PatriotRay 20 points ago +20 / -0

NEWSFLASH: Young and uninformed voters shocked (SHOCKED!) to discover politicians lie to get their votes. Story at 11!

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PatriotRay 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, but he is.

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