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Pau1F01ey 86 points ago +88 / -2

Stay strapped or get clapped.

-George Washington, probably

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Pau1F01ey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too tight and you won’t be hanging but decapitating someone

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

She won’t overturn Roe V. Wade which worries me.

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Pau1F01ey 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Airman! How many times did you accidentally drop the Commies in the ocean?”

“I dunno, sir. I lost count after three.”

“Give this man a goddamn medal and promotion!”

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Pau1F01ey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something for the weak.

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +4 / -3

And lasers. Gotta get Fallout up in this bitch.

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

The handshake?

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Pau1F01ey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll have to check out r/Connecticut. State is usually pretty quiet but we had protests (thank God ACTUALLY “Mostly Peaceful”) this summer. Kept to the main cities.

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Pau1F01ey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good question. I’m debating if I should watch Razor “FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT” Fist or hold out for TYT REEEEs.

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Pau1F01ey 9 points ago +9 / -0

VOTED STRAIGHT REPUBLICAN FOR CT!!!

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Pau1F01ey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Easy: Pic of them sacking that outdoor restaurant (which, NGL, scares the shit outta me seeing as I work at a restaurant in deep blue NE).

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Pau1F01ey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Europeans: So uncivilized.

Americans: Weapons are part of my religion.

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Pau1F01ey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mike “Winner” Pence

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Pau1F01ey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gonna have hot wings and whiskey while I watch TYT meltdown: apart 2020.

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Pau1F01ey 15 points ago +15 / -0

Winnie the GEOTUS?

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Pau1F01ey 5 points ago +5 / -0

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Pau1F01ey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you pay attention? It was one of the reasons, biggest being not even ten righteous people lived there.

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