There's little need for physical concentration camps anymore to control people. People can be imprisoned electronically.

We need glowies, or the glowie-mocking shitposts that sustain us would stop. What's next, stop breathing??

The simplest explanation is they're trying to make sure Trump can't run again. Things are so weird that I think there's a chance that another POTUS election could be held in the next year or two for some unprecedented reason.

Breaking: Fox News hires Michael Beller

Caitlyn Jenner is a beautiful woman! SAY IT!

That isn't the math I know. Is this a gaslighting psyop? Look guys, I'm not important, and I don't know Pepe. I was just here on the first day and got lucky. I make cheese.

The best thing about FBI involvement is the resurrection of glowie jokes.

"Posted Jan 10"

"The next 10-14 days is Jan 11 - Jan 24"

I'm sorry, am I doing different math on a different planet?

This is the way

Delta gives employees BLM pins to wear. How is Southwest? Those are all the major airlines. It starts getting pretty thin on down.

Before 2020 I didn't know that city people go through life in a half conscious state accepting whatever they hear 3 times as veritas. That might be more scary than anything else.

Doubt it. It's been 4 days. This is the first report of this.

It looks like they're dictating text on their phone except they're bypassing their phone and dictating directly to the other person. Interesting.

He has a certain minimum level of proven legitimacy, but so far it doesn't seem to be any higher than the baseline portion of crazy shit on the internet that turns out to be true.

Bake my cake, nazi!

Should have coded it into pig latin to bypass the text flags

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Problem with screenshots is it says the relative time, could be weeks ago, and it could be fake altogether. Archive twitter link somehow would be ideal. Until then, twitter sucks, but if you're going to reference a tweet, link or it didn't happen.

Weird, I was just thinking that on Friday. Why am I feeling this way? I have no explanation.

As long as he's a glassy-eyed 89 year old retired commander, I'm all ears.

Even better, here's a screenshot of a Lin Wood statement from some unfamiliar looking platform with no source note, date, or link.

One reason he sounds like a nutjob is he invokes God a little too often. Doesn't mean he's a nutjob, I don't know, but that's what makes it sound like he is.

It would be nice if there were some combination of linking and not linking, like a twitter archive link to verify it even if it's deleted.

Sometimes corporations do things for no other reason but to make shareholders feel confident in the short term. This might be one of those things.

People drive themselves insane by not being able to honestly acknowledge conflicting points that can both be true. Was it a good thing that citizens made their presence known and freaked out congress? Yeah, in a way. Did anything good happen? No, everything that happened that day was bad, from the corrupt Congressional session on. Should people do it again? Yeah, maybe. In hindsight it's always a bad idea, but in the moment there are only bad ideas to choose from.

Trump's communication was abhorrent. Nobody knew what they were supposed to do there or for how long, but Trump made it seem really important that they put pressure on congress or something, and then congress started certifying the nonsense and freaked them out. It probably only took a word of encouragement to get them to storm in. Not a lot of rational thinking, because nothing about it was clear to begin with.