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Pelosi_Halitosis 13 points ago +13 / -0

Carhartt is gay as fuck. I'll wear my shit out before I throw it out, but I quit Carhartt.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did they run out of Flamin' Hot products? Why would black people destroy their oasis?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

The lady that cuts my hair. She's the daughter of the dude that cut my hair for 26 years before he passed. She charges me $20, but I give her $30, which is still less than $40.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking goof can't even use the short steps at the ass of the plane. He's like a turd falling out.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why are we making portraits of these fucktards? Do we have a hall of State Department Portraits somewhere? Who the fuck even cares about them, most fuckwits don't even know who the president is much less some state department goof? Fuck, now that I think about it, who is the current fucktard?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I forgot. Why are we allowing imports from Venezuela if their people are fleeing here as "refugees?"

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw the other day, a small city about 40 miles from here had a news story about a new import grocery store. There's a lot of Mexican restaurants, liquor stores, nail shops, and vape stores there. What made me pause was the focus on Venezuelan imports. What? If the people are starving there, how are they exporting food products for sale here?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I paid a little over $10k for my commercial JD zero-turn mower back in 2017. It weighs about 1400lbs has a thick steel deck and quite a few cast iron parts. As we plan to move from this blue shithole, I've been eyeballing what's available at the big box stores. I keep seeing absolute piles of junk for about $3-$6k. If I still have a need for my mower I'll keep it, but if I need to sell it, I know what I got. It will outlast anything sold at a big box store by decades.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a couple of retreads. Grab the wheels morons, front wheels first, rear wheels next. But no, lift the plastic chute, Einstein.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get this. Thanks to a compromised ability to render their fuel tanks inert, F-35A Lighting IIs can’t fly within 25 miles of a thunderstorm or other atmospheric electrical activity.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 10 points ago +10 / -0

He looks like a retarded Dr. Phil.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol! I've kept some random toys from the kids, about 2 drawers worth. One is full of Thomas stuff, the other is vehicles, characters, dolls, etc. I vacuum sealed a bag of soft/plush stuff. All with the intended purpose of breaking it out for their kids. I also kept a bike and have tried to keep papers of theirs. Unfortunately, I think my wife keeps tossing them thinking it's random school work. But I've tried to curate the better stuff, like contracts between the tqo of them for candy, code sheets, angry note, etc.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Considering the clientele of bums, wifi porn watchers, and thugs. That's likely a sanitary decision.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't go to McDonald's often, but I can't remember the last time I ordered a "combo" meal. I'm a cheap fuck when it comes to that slop, I try to keep my order around $5. This usually means value menu or breakfast. The last time I was there, about 2 months ago, I swore I saw $12-$15 combos. The double cheeseburger combo I used to get for $1.99 was like $8.89. Fuck that!

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only the big bronco, the little one is made in Mexico with the maverick.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not the little bronco, that's made in Mexico with the maverick.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got a little of that going on. It took quite a few decades of bouncing between 5-10lbs. Then one day, there's 10-15lbs more than that I never had before.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to sign up for my test kit ration. I plan on testing all kinds of things besides myself. I bet the bird feeder has Covid.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gradually? The fucker is a worm.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

They used to call him Ol' Plugs McGhey when he failed 2x prior.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Couldn't Biden find some gender neutral millennials?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck, Joe and Hunter made more being a potato and a crackhead.

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