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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck this faggot. The harder he tries to push, the more I know I'm right to resist. In all honesty, I'd rather die from the coof than have to deal with this BULLSHIT. IT is faggish af, I'm literally shaking, thinking about how many fags we have in the USA.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Read your fuel cap again. Recommended isn't the same as Required. I had an Acura that Required it.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what I thought!

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't grind my feet into somebody's couch.

Yeah, I remember grinding my feet into Eddie Murphy's couch.

Fuck your covid, nigga! Fuck your covid!

FJB by Trick
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Pelosi_Halitosis 12 points ago +13 / -1

You probably also like those nasty peanut taffy things wrapped in black and orange wax paper.

http://www.panelsonpages.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2896171589_2257a43238.jpg

FJB by Trick
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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at this photograph...

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

The simplicity of it all can be seen in the wiring. Just run a conduit with some outside floods. Then string a line, presumably over the pool looking at the cinconcrete, to most likely a pump shed/shower house.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, I was never asked. Whatever the case, I guess there are a few "sane" gun laws I can support. Like felons being unable to purchase or own guns. Or age requirements, obviously a minor doesn't need a handgun. Or maybe someone currently charged or convicted of physical domestic abuse, being restricted, if there needs to be a mental component. But all this other crap that they want to add on, is basically backdoor confiscation and rights infringement. I guess in the end, we should all agree, some people cannot be trusted with firearms however, these red flag laws are ripe for abuse.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever heard of a nail brush or teaching your kid how to properly wash his hands? Then maybe The Coof wouldn't be so bad, if dirty fucks like you washed more frequently.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

When did we become a nation of Dr. Lexus?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do you call three Mexicans, one Chinaman and 3 black people standing in line?

A sprinkler.

Spic, spic, spic, Chink, nigga, nigga, nigga

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Convinced this mask bullshit is just to hide botched plastic surgery.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +5 / -1

Love the word. I'd also like to take back the term, porch monkeys, while we're at it.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had a story to tell, but it's just exhausting to keep saying, this is fucked up.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 8 points ago +8 / -0

So sick of hearing Biden talk about his dad and dead kid. But on the plus side, he never mentions his crackhead kid.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has happened to me as well. Recall how magnets work for an explanation, its definitely not a healthy relationship. You need some differences to round out a relationship, but polar opposites is a disaster waiting to happen. Magnets crack and shatter violently.

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