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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Back in the early 2000's when I worked in the big shitty, I knew a lot of leftist progs. They were ardent Booosch haters, I used to goad them on, we weren't as PC back then. They would froth at stuff I said, an early form of a REEEEEEEEEEE. However, we all got along and worked together, nobody feared cancellation. However, get one of these goofs out of the office, one-on-one over lunch or walk and they would always show their true colors. Those people were the most racist, hateful people I ever encountered and I grew up in a lilly white suburb.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 10 points ago +13 / -3

If it's brown, flush it down!

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Pelosi_Halitosis 9 points ago +9 / -0

I bet he has one of those 8"x10" remote controls and fucking loses his shit when the TV gets stuck on video 2.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 6 points ago +7 / -1

NO! I won't now kindly fuck off and die!

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol! I remember in the 70's as a kid, reading a can of Lysol while trying to poop. I wondered what coronavirus was, because a corona is a ring of light or a halo. What kind of disease lights you up? It was at that time my bowel released and it was time to put down the can and do some paperwork now that the upload completed.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yeah! Yoooo-ban coffee. I had to sell my first kidney for that "clip."

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly why I, a construction home gamer, bought into DeWilt. Just like Milfuckee, it's made in Chy-nah, only you're not paying for a name.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I too stupid to figure out how to get vaccinated. Eyes jes bes uh dumb ole cracka man. Whutchu mean eyes needs uhn eye-dee, muthafucka and shit?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's going to be even more of a setback for dems when the identify of the mass Virginia Beach shooter is revealed.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep in mind a lot of this type of bullshit is BECAUSE OF THEIR SHITTY GREEN AGENDA. If you plug your shitbox into the wall, you're not paying tax at the pump.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Permanent Pandemic = ENDEMIC! Fuck off with the FEAR PORN ALREADY!!!

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +6 / -1

Leftists are ALWAYS the most racist people I ever encounter.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

That explains it. I don't think I've ever been to eastern Texas. I usually clip some of it driving west, but staying any time has always been more central.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh my! I got to looking through some of the other mugs on that site. Are we sure that's Texas and not Chicongo? I had no idea Texas was so full of hood rats.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have an AK that was never in commie hands, it was made in the USA. So far, it's been a great rifle. It's fun to shoot a mag of 7.62 and then a mag of 5.56 to appreciate the real differences between the AR and AK.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair. He cut in line to have a CUCK test. It's not as if it was for something meaningful.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol! I got one the other day from the RNC. They even added 3 extra $0.01 stamps to the postage paid by addressee envelope and added a "rush" stamp in red. I've been plotting what I will send them. I was thinking about 3 or 4 envelope sized pieces of 1/8" thick steel plate.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol! I shit you not, a few weeks ago. I moved a bunch of shit in the garage, to get to a bin that had a tool I needed. 3-4 days went by, I stood right there drank beer and shitposted for hours. Finally it dawned on me to pile the shit back up, I was done with the tool. As I went to stack a box, I was like, oh, there's a loaded AR-15. I honestly don't know when or why I put that there, I always have a pistol on the bench and there's an AK ontop of the fridge.

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