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Too many kids already chained up.

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Change my mind.

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Alinsky methods boys and beautiful lady pedes! Overwhelm the system before they can modify it to their liking.

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Like restaurants, I've been trying to make him do inside outside.

Fuck this shit!

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So I noticed my daughter's savings account disappeared from my online banking account. I called the bank, hoping she didn't drain +$20k. They told me that the account went to inactive status, the goof on the phone couldn't reactivate the account. He said, just make a small deposit and once or twice a year transfer a few bucks into the account. I went with a deposit slip and $5. The fucking teller said I needed an ID to deposit cash, so I sent him my state issued CCL. The fucking dweeb said it wasn't a valid form of identification, he needed my driver's license. Yeah, I'm laundering money depositing a fucking finski into a UTMA savings account! Get me the fuck off this POS planet!

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...had the flu and killed somebody's grandma 20 years ago.

1.) NO!

2.) Take my $600, shove $300 up Nasty Nancy's ass, take the remaining $300 and shove it up Cuck Shroomer's ass!

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