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Pelosis_xanax 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re a big Jeff Sessions fan? You think Barr has done a bang up job? Bugger off, twat.

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Pelosis_xanax 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every president needs to have a failure every bit as big as their biggest achievement. For DJT his two biggest accomplishments are the wall and the courts. And his two biggest failures are Sessions and Barr.

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Pelosis_xanax 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe that. When you’ve got 8 kids from 8 different baby mamas and they all want new Louis Vuitton handbags you have to work a lot more hours to be able to afford your own gold chains and Jordan’s. After all that there’s no money left over for rent.

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Pelosis_xanax 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm glad you asked. Using a statistics package called R, which is free to download, you can get the answer to that question. The function you want is called pbinom, and that's the probability of getting x number of successes out of n trials when the probability of success is p. So what are the odds that a batch of 138,000 ballots in Michigan contains zero Trump votes? Well let's say that those ballots come from a place where Biden is favored 99 to 1. If that's the case then the probability of zero Trump votes is pbinom(0, 138000, .01) and the answer is zero. As someone else said, so small that my computer cannot represent it.

In order to get a one percent chance of Trump getting zero votes in a stack of 138,000 we have to expect that he only gets one vote out of every 30,000:

pbinom(0, 138000, 1/30000) * 100 = 1.005107

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Pelosis_xanax 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of the comments was that DD had a county marked as 150k when it was actually 15k. They fixed that.

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Pelosis_xanax 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I’ve never seen a recount where the Republican widened their margin.

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Pelosis_xanax 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fox is saying 70-some percent of the vote is in for AZ. Is that wrong, or did 3/4 of the state vote by mail?

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Pelosis_xanax 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are a lot of Somalians here

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Pelosis_xanax 10 points ago +10 / -0

Here in Minnesota - that's one more for the Trumpster (and Jason Lewis and Jim Hagedorn too)

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Pelosis_xanax 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is this some kind of California rule that came out?

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Pelosis_xanax 0 points ago +1 / -1

Umm can I get just the video? I don’t want to share a tweet with a typo because it feeds into the “republicans are illiterate Hicks” trope

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Pelosis_xanax 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well it’s 9am est and I don’t see anything new on GP. Another “OMG It’s happening tick tock”

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Pelosis_xanax 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s just mind boggling that Twitter won’t display one single positive comment in response to that Trump tweet. And they’re going to get away with it completely

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Pelosis_xanax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Under what fucking authority? I’m sick of hearing about national mask mandate as if the President can just declare that.

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Pelosis_xanax 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump frees people from cages by opening the door on the Mexican side

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Pelosis_xanax 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm imagining something like the old Church Lady skits on SNL with Dana Carvey. But instead of the church lady saying "SATAN" it's Adam Schiff saying: "Hmm, who could be responsible for this new information about the Bidens. Could it be ... PUTIN?"

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Pelosis_xanax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barr, who is only slightly less sleepy than Jeff Sessions, reportedly responded with "Am I allowed to even do that? I'm going to have to check with an unbiased legal source first. Someone get me Sonia Sotomayor on the phone."

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Pelosis_xanax 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, so people can bribe all of DJTs kids for access to the president and as long as nobody gives the money directly to DJT there isn't a problem, right? Because, after all, I'm not voting for Ivanka. Somehow I suspect that logic doesn't flow both ways.

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Pelosis_xanax 5 points ago +5 / -0

Snopes would call this "pants on fire" because she adopted two of those kids.

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Pelosis_xanax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s take these and set them up in a double elimination tree and have TD.win vote to decide the rankings

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Pelosis_xanax 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrong. The tweet about Barney Frank

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Pelosis_xanax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine if the Dow manages to hit another record high before the election? We are only like 700 points away I think

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Pelosis_xanax 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s probably the only Biden sign in the whole state outside of Fargo

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