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Pepe_longcockings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its hard to calculate, 13% of the beer gets you 50% drunk but i’m not a math major so idk what that converts to

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Pepe_longcockings 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah i sipped on a new lager called Liberal Tears, its made in the rolling hills of northern Kekistan. It’s got a weak finish, and kinda salty, but it’s still satisfying and never gets stale

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Pepe_longcockings 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah that was crazy... there was a huge run on crocs and cargo shorts after 20-25% of black people were suddenly no longer black, man it was months before you could find a store with them in stock

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Pepe_longcockings 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey guys remember when the FBI was staffed by professionals that put justice and integrity above their own partisan ideals?

Yeah me neither

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Pepe_longcockings 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fearmongering to silence opposition to liberalism., what a brilliant new tactic

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Pepe_longcockings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why isn’t there a comprehensive compilation of all his mini-strokes that’s updated every time he adds a new brainfart? There has to be dozens of them and it sucks to have to pull up twenty different impossible-to-find clips.

We need a single video with all fuckups, without silly music or graphics, just raw unedited i mean c’mon man this is the, voting centers are., my grandfather was not hispanic let’s get it done and hosted at a better site than yourtub.gov/votenow.mi

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Pepe_longcockings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Federal prosecutors will shop for a grand jury... one that DOESN’T want to indict. So basically the opposite of what killed Tom Delay’s career

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Pepe_longcockings 7 points ago +7 / -0

Followed by Trump and Rudy being charged with some sort of manslaughter charges related to online bullying

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Pepe_longcockings 20 points ago +21 / -1

Do you know if Rush Limbaugh has been grooming a replacement to try and fill the immense void that his illness will force upon the world? Do you know anyone else who can see the big picture and describe it the way he does?

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Pepe_longcockings 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which is why there’s electrical tape over mine

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Pepe_longcockings 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope Bannon and Rudy are working with Cornpop on this i hear he’s a bad dude

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Pepe_longcockings 4 points ago +4 / -0

You never realize you’re living in the ‘good old days’ until years later. Here’s hoping that these are the good old days, when there was still a mechanism to disseminate information harmful to the establishment

Because someday i suspect that will not be possible

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Pepe_longcockings 6 points ago +6 / -0

Been listening since ‘92, i was 16 and always caught the last half hour driving home from school. I wish i had even 10% of his awareness, critical thinking, and positive attitude. He’s a terrific human being by any measure and deserves far better than the treatment he’s suffered at the hands of the intellectually inferior ideological opposition.

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Pepe_longcockings 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you’re stacked with a huge hog and on a meeting with lots of lovely ladies, this is a solid move to ‘accidentally’ create some buzz

If you’re an old man with half a twig, you get in trouble.

Nice double standard there, world

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Pepe_longcockings 5 points ago +5 / -0

My plan was to never watch again, not even the super bowl. But, my dad has alzheimer's and one of the few things left we connect on is watching the Lions (he still remembers when they were good, circa 1950s) so i have been watching the games with him

Sad that something that used to be great for father/son bonding or friendship bonding has been trashed by liberals. Future generations will never know the (relatively) political-neutrality of enjoying sports.

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Pepe_longcockings 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a Lansing-area resident I can confirm she has to go

can also confirm i'd be OK with her sitting on my face :ashamed:

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Pepe_longcockings 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sick of the idiotic "cadet bonespurs LOL" shit. i can't imagine being a liberal and seeing that and chuckleshitting myself in glee

How about a new nickname for Mr. Ukranian Rapey-fingers?

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Pepe_longcockings 23 points ago +23 / -0

I can confirm oregon. Google’d dob and portland residency, got a long list of names and dobs, punched some into the oregon sos site , saw requested ballot dates etc then was able to click to vote now and had full access to the person’s ballot ... did not submit

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