Wouldnt a better solution be to fill their cracks with steamy republicum then ghost them?
Englishman: Ah, yes, i will have the chicken gyro... it says it comes with rape sauce, can i get it without?
Muslim Waiter: no sir, all of our dishes come with rape sauce, the chef insists, its his favorite and he insists that everyone try it
Englishman (skeptical): hmmm ok, i suppose it wouldn’t hurt to try at least once. Plus i don’t want to offend him. My daughter is very young though, i don’t think she is ready for the rape sauce
Waiter (now obviously aroused, the whole restaurant can smell his erection): sir, i assure you, there is no minimum age for the rape sauce, the chef and i we will take turns delivering it to your very young daughter so that you can see it has been prepared properly
Englishman (opens wallet and pours all his money out): very good then, let’s all sit back and enjoy some rape sauce. I’m just excited that she will be learning about another culture today
At least with their dying breaths, jihad victims can congratulate each other on their tolerance
Successful combo