Call 911 on them immediately. Do not open door. Say "there is a man, I believe armed, I think he's pretending to be an fbi agent, he's at my door.". Maybe you get the ohio atf situation. Anyone can fake credentials. Better safe
Shame anyone on public assistance or using public schools.
Need to make public schools a point of shame, ie kids that go there will not succeed. Trash public schools to all the liberal parents whose kids go there. Shame them hard, they respond to social shaming, obviously. Make public schools equivalent to coal plants in their minds. Ask questions like "Oh, public school, interesting. What do you do to supplement that?" Or "Oh, does that school have a particularly special program or rank high nationally?" Shame them as parents as well. "Are you really that comfortable with someone else raising your child? Do you know that teacher personally? You're letting the state raise your children?"
You might not even need to form an LLC, since you will be considered a sole proprietor anyway. I'd think of a few ideas that pertain to your life and chat with a tax professional. Hell, you might even make a little money doing something and gain a little more control back over your income. Used hunting gear, metal working, woodworking, art, coding, video game review channels. Avoid things that require licensing and large liability insurance to perform. Tool review and used tool sales, used furniture or home accessory sales/repair. Auto detailing. What do you like to spend money on? Used clothing and personal styling. Landscaping if you have a large property you need to supply. Farming if you are producing your own food. Working out of your home is big to write off rent/mortgage
Well, 50 to be exact. For now