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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually, Twitter did it since they ban everyone.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

A shot from the upcoming 2022 film, Who killed Ashli Babbitt?, starring Bob Hoskins.

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Philhelm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that a cross between McCarthy and Pinochet, or a cross between McCarthy and a trebuchet (or all three!). I'm intrigued.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also, the vast majority of life lives around the warmer equator. There is.no way that cooling the planet would be a net positive.

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Philhelm 17 points ago +17 / -0

"And I will shit my pants, in this suit or the next."

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Philhelm 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not sure, but the German army was.

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Philhelm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Around Halloween, I went into a grocery store with the kids to do in-store trick 'r treating while wearing a werewolf mask. I looked at an unmasked guy and asked, "Where's your mask?"

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Endless DLC and subscription fees.

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Philhelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's like a game of chicken, and the game ain't over yet.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +3 / -1

Capture them so that they can watch their family die, nice and slow.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

It must kill them to not charge for it.

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Philhelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh shit, I didn't realize he was in Law and Order too.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope he has a 0.01% chance of dying.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

But why kill their own?

My dark horse theory is that the vaccine is unsafe but will protect against the next virus which will really be deadly, thereby killing the refuseniks.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real President's Day. Kind of like how there used to be a Ghostbuster's cartoon (with a fucking gorilla!) followed by The Real Ghostbuster's cartoon with the actual movie characters (albeit with different appearances).

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