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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

My penis is the lead singer of a famous rock band.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same with women and infanticide.

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Philhelm 21 points ago +21 / -0

Occasionally he'll choose an older teen because he likes the taste of semen too much.

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Philhelm 14 points ago +14 / -0

Even the other faggots were like, "Dude, you can try some of the pasta at least once, you queermo!"

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Philhelm 29 points ago +29 / -0

The defense of liberty should be devoid of morality, and should be akin to a primordial force of nature. The Tree of Liberty demands blood sacrifice.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you can't even get a $20 BJ from the gal (I guess) on the bottom-right.

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Philhelm 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the band Heavy Breathing, led by "We all have our preferences" Majestic Ape, which was listed as a friend of Comet Ping Pong.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe when the government lets its "I can do whatever I want" retard tyranny dream die. They want to cut of children's genitals and start WWIII, but protesting a license is a bridge too far?

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Philhelm 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll accept "it" as well.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +3 / -1

And the police need to start supporting us.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +2 / -1

Any person not a citizen or national of the United States as the term “alien” is defined in section 101(a)(3) of the Immigration and Nationality Act (8 U.S.C. 1101(a)(3)). This term may include a stateless person and is synonymous with “noncitizen” and “foreign national.”

https://www.uscis.gov/tools/glossary#:~:text=Any%20person%20not%20a%20citizen,%E2%80%9D%20and%20%E2%80%9Cforeign%20national.%E2%80%9D

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

I voted for Biden about a dozen times in states I previously resided.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Americans were as stupid as everyone wants to make them out to be, the majority of voters wouldn't have chosen Trump despite decades of propaganda and an insane propaganda campaign against Trump himself.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

They almost always make him appear so powerful.

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