In 2017 we went to Disney World (I know, I know), and on the return trip our 3-year-old was throwing a trantrum in the airport. The TSA faggots saw fit to check my hands for bomb residue while I was carrying a screaming child. I've always been checked by TSA, so I don't think it's random. I've even been checked while in Army uniform while Osama bin Laden was getting seated in First Class. Fucking faggots.
It's like Bizarro World joggers.