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PhilipeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

They do protect that bloodline pretty hard…

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PhilipeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

That movie is awful. A friend of mine made me watch it ages ago - shot beautifully (I’ll admit). Then dude had a daughter, and I ran through a few scenes like “don’t you think this is creepy at all?” He finally understood, but took him to have one of his own, though.

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PhilipeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have no clue how fake and gay he is. They even pray to a different god - one that allows you to impart your sins into a chicken and beat it to death for absolution. Sounds awfully Babylonian, right?

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PhilipeNegro 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is a concerted effort to obfuscate the role of Christianity in the Enlightenment and America’s founding. All of the obfuscators come from government or academia, deny His divinity, and have protected status in every Western democracy to the point that legit criticism can get you imprisoned. They should be barred from public service as a group.

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PhilipeNegro 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s pretty much a hard rule: love big banks, love war, sell it to people who work for a living like they’re even part of it at all, send those kids to war. It worked for the better part of 200 years.

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PhilipeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as the turkeys keep fuckin’

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PhilipeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just my father-in-law & I having drinks, but now I need to watch this show

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PhilipeNegro 5 points ago +5 / -0

We had 3 wild turkeys that came around, and I named them Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. But the flock grows fast, and now those 2 toms and one hen multiply into 2 toms and 8 hens. These birds are just slinging dick, and now we’re officially observing all Orthodox and Catholic holidays with a turkey dinner.

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PhilipeNegro 2 points ago +3 / -1

^ Real talk right here - I’ve worked with a number of people drawn to Buddhism, and they’ve all been a complete mental and moral wreck once you get to know them. All broken and running from something.

Christ can redeem, guide, and heal if one seeks Him in earnest.

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PhilipeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

This strip is the perfect reply to his “just point to the constitution” tweet. Like they’ve ever given a shit.

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PhilipeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone’s neighborhood will need cleaning. You can’t live next door to your enemy.

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PhilipeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no law so obscene that the police would not be willing to enforce it, up to and including the mass execution of innocent children.

  • Michael Malice
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PhilipeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no - a musket ball is such an ugly puncture, would lead to a sucking chest wound and a very painful, protracted death.

Why would anyone want someone to experience that? Hey - it’s Friday, let’s just knock off early and let them go. BTW I am totally a Fed.

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PhilipeNegro 27 points ago +27 / -0

The revelation shows just how far liberal operatives are willing to go

This revelation shows how fallen the Republican Party is, in general, and how much work conservatives have to do. Hope everyone has a good back, there’s a lot of shoveling to come.

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PhilipeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mix it with a little applesauce and fire it back - just gotta get that shit past your tongue. Tried it straight once, probably the worst “apple” flavored anything I’ve ever had. Poor horses.

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PhilipeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give it time - as long as they’re fucking, it’ll become “statistically significant”.

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