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PinkPlacenta 33 points ago +35 / -2

While he's obviously still going to be busy doing POTUS stuff part of me likes to imagine him just sitting on Twitter, roasting people for 18 hours straight for the entire quarantine. And a part of me wants it to happen.

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PinkPlacenta 2 points ago +2 / -0

The downfall of the old guard in the DNC. Literally burnt their own cities to the ground trying to fight Trump and it all backfired.

Fixing our election system should be a priority, it's all they have left.

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PinkPlacenta 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine you're kidnapped in some shithole; you're injured and can't walk. Your only hope is for a group of people to jump out of a plane, ingress 7 miles on foot, kill or physically restrain every person in that building, and then carry you out 2 miles to the extraction point while physically controlling prisoners.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with the 6'2" 275lb Jocko Willink gorilla-looking motherfuckers who run a mile in under 6 minutes. No offense ladies, but when I look out the window in that life or death moment, the only thing I want to see is three squads of guys who look like The Mountain coming over that hill.

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PinkPlacenta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember that guy who wrote an article saying his father had a choice, Trump or his grandkids? Someone replied with this:

"The first stage of indoctrination into any cult is to push its members to cut off their family.

Congratulations. You have passed the first stage. Now on to the second stage. Just remember, most cults, including the political cults of Hitler, Stalin, Mao, AOC, ANTIFA and BLM are only 3 to 5 stages away from either mass murder, or mass suicide. A man who has been conditioned to be so angry at his own father over a difference of opinion that he can cut his grandchildren off in an act of political blackmail, is a man who can now be conditioned to commit the most heinous of acts through simple triggers. You are a living embodiment of the socialist/communist/nazi ideology that you are unwittingly being drawn in to by the Democrats."

It's cult-like behavior, and the ones running around causing violence are the ones who allowed themselves to be fully indoctrinated.

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PinkPlacenta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Borderline broken window fallacy. The taxpayers pay for it, which is money that could have been spent on something else.

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PinkPlacenta 15 points ago +16 / -1

DONALD TRUMP GREATEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME!

WE LOVE YOU TRUMP!

my fucking sides

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PinkPlacenta 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Looks like North Korea just launched another missile test over Japan. Major, get Jill Biden on the phone asap."

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PinkPlacenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

The report itself says the left will be unfulfilled, but they're blowing it up like the biggest scandal ever.

So their lines of attack are covid, riots, and taxes, and all three have already blown up in their face before the debate even started.

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PinkPlacenta 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's going to be so obvious if they try. He'll speak in really short sentences with odd pauses inbetween.

He can't even keep up with a teleprompter, I bet an earpiece fucks him up and makes him trip over his words even worse.

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PinkPlacenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill Burr has a good bit on presidential spouses in general, and how ridiculous it is for them to chime in like they were somehow elected.

I'm Sick of Michelle Obama

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PinkPlacenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

"What are you gonna do, run me over?"

-guy who was immediately ran over

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PinkPlacenta 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gotta give at least some props to that guy. Pretty polite way of saying, "this shit is so fucking corrupt that WHEN it gets investigated I don't want my fingerprints on ANY of this nonsense."

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PinkPlacenta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is the DNC so insistent on losing?

Let's make up a phony collusion investigation that won't stand up in court.

Let's make up a phony impeachment while the Republicans control the Senate.

Let's support riots in our own leftist cities.

Let's pick a man with dementia as our candidate.

Let's pick the top cop who accused Biden of sexual assault and racism as his VP.

Let's stop this SCOTUS pick with a bullshit bill that won't pass the Republican Senate.

It's the most pathetic display I've ever seen in my life. An addiction to losing.

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PinkPlacenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Optics. "Hurrr Trumps a tyrannical fascist! He's firing people for investigating him! His administration is unstable he's firing people left and right! Chaos in the White House!"

Then you've got all these fired generals and intel guys showing up on CNN pushing narratives and it becomes a mess.

Better to save that for after the election; right now Covid is the only line of attack the Dems have and it's failing miserably, especially with the SCOTUS replacement dominating news.

Trump can attack with Hunter Biden, Burisma, RussiaGate, Obamagate, updated covid numbers, riots, BLM, economy, dementia and teleprompters, peace deals, foreign interference, the list goes on.

Wray letting the election fraud happen is really the only threat before Nov 3rd, but we all know the dems are gonna contest no matter what. Everyone else can wait on the chopping block. Trump has fired a lot of people as GEOTUS; if he thinks someone needs to be fired it'll happen when the time is right.

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PinkPlacenta 6 points ago +6 / -0

The part with the dead body in her rental car was especially empowering and beautiful

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PinkPlacenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welcome to a DNC-run city. Where people will repeatedly chase you down in cars until they can drag you out, beat you to death, and steal your shit with zero consequences

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PinkPlacenta 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll just stand in the middle of a road, at night, where no driver would be expecting me to be. What could POSSIBLY go wrong

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PinkPlacenta 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crenshaw supported red flag laws, fuck that

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PinkPlacenta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe is trying not to kill his supporters

What, all 10 people who would show up to a rally?

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PinkPlacenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are you gonna do Schiff, inject a gay prostitute with meth?

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