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Mayor Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.

Lisa: Don’t you mean three million dollars?

Mayor Quimby: (Looks around nervously, adjusts his tie.) Of course. How silly of me.

Hold my latte.

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Malarkey after dark

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Hands are sweaty

Joe forgetty

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video unavailable....that didn't take long.

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Giggity giggity.

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An invisible presence at the pool used to brush my hair.

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Dumb it down a little more Joe. We got some black folks in the room.

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I am become carpet.

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The players strike,was strike one. Kneeling is strike two and three. I've been a lifelong fan, but I'm out. Pretty sure this was gonna be the Twin's year. sigh

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