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This is a component of the government takeover of food.
In for a dime, in for a dollar. Don't be a quitter
Srawberry flavored malt liquour.
I just ruined The Beatles for you . . .
Water is wet.
NK Intelligence officers went insane looking for some in this guy.
I guess he needed that nail polish more.
"I'm mad at the weather."
"What are you gonna do?"
"Sit in the street and block traffic."
"Ah, that'll show 'em."
Obviously . . .
3 different guys.
"I'm spending $40K a year to get my kids AWAY from those public school assholes."-Rep. Clardy
And the squint pays off!
Dyslexics of the world . . . . UNTIE!!
Hey I'm Fetterman . . .. where are the carpets you need cleaned.
Well, that's what women want, right?
Full disclosure: I'm technically a boomer born in '64. I reject all of that shit. All of it. I don't join shit and I don't go to fucking meetings. I know what's right and I do it. People follow my example.
Sounds like Maui PD.
"You take food stamps?"
Obviously a joke. There are no guns or bullets in Australia.
MTG said I'll blow you for some committee seats. McCarthy just gave her the seats.
Tolerance is what lefties want. Fuck them.
This guy has watched "My Cousin Vinny" 1300 times.
This is a great joke. Right up there with " . . . but since I lost one of my lungs, I've cut my smoking in half."
"This just in . . . President Biden gets 316 million votes despite not campaigning . . ."