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PosterIsDead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Srawberry flavored malt liquour.

I just ruined The Beatles for you . . .

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PosterIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I'm spending $40K a year to get my kids AWAY from those public school assholes."-Rep. Clardy

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dyslexics of the world . . . . UNTIE!!

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PosterIsDead 24 points ago +24 / -0

Hey I'm Fetterman . . .. where are the carpets you need cleaned.

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PosterIsDead 1 point ago +4 / -3

Full disclosure: I'm technically a boomer born in '64. I reject all of that shit. All of it. I don't join shit and I don't go to fucking meetings. I know what's right and I do it. People follow my example.

by Clabber
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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously a joke. There are no guns or bullets in Australia.

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PosterIsDead 4 points ago +6 / -2

MTG said I'll blow you for some committee seats. McCarthy just gave her the seats.

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +3 / -1

Tolerance is what lefties want. Fuck them.

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PosterIsDead 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is a great joke. Right up there with " . . . but since I lost one of my lungs, I've cut my smoking in half."

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PosterIsDead 17 points ago +17 / -0

"This just in . . . President Biden gets 316 million votes despite not campaigning . . ."

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