Can't be. Usually her mole walks into a room before she does.
Reason: Wife was extremely upset that I wasn't going to get the shot/s. Had no idea until it got very quiet when we were discussing it. Then the look and more silence followed. I could give two shits if I got it or not so it came down to; am I going to be selfish by saying Fuck You to the Government and upset my wife? Or am I going to say Fuck Me and get the damn thing? Passport? Card? Tossed it. There was only 1 reason I got the shot.........
Thank you, I think. I'm still trying to comprehend what I just read. Holy S.
What is it? Not familiar with this one.
I like my M&M's chocolate flavored.
She looks a bit aged for him to deploy the sniffer.
Really!? Tommy DeVito can't even lighten you up? Life is too short to travel through it with your undies in a bunch.
You think it's funny? Funny how? What's funny about it? Cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but it's funny how? Like a clown? It amuses you? It makes you laugh?
I stand corrected. I would edit my statement but I'd miss out on the down votes. Any press is good press?
Seriously? How does this shit get upvotes? We're better than this folks.
Could but won't. Next
Define "Adults"
Meijer or Meijer's?
Laughed way to hard at this.
Hello? Will someone please let me know if I can laugh at this.
This is really the only thing that will get through to them. A good beat down never hurt anyone (much) and will deter from repeating the reason you asked for the beating in the first place. Call me an asshole to my face and I'll throat punch you. Bet you don't do it again.
So you're saying there's a chance?
Become a Republican! We get erections for the right reasons! And before you lambast me, I consider the man in the boat (standing so he can see what's up) an erection. edit: Damn it! I said "he". edit: Damn, Damn It! I said "man".
I would apologize for the potato quality but it would be an insult to potatoes.
We can't seem to shake that ugly birth mark in Michigan.
A wink isn't code for "I want your lips on my neck"?
"Certain" folks will miss the meaning due to the 3 letter word. Hint, it isn't old or sit.