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PrezElectHamsandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't even watch him speak anymore because I can't take the embarrassment.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

And here I thought having women in power was stunning and brave.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously, that shouldn't be hard to implement, right?

Border officials can probably easily find out where someone is claiming refugee status from, and if they return from having just gone on vacation there, they could easily deny them entry.

All it takes is the willingness to do so. On a policy level, of course.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joke or not, what's even their beef with this statement? They posted it verbatim, without any comment or rebuttal.

Are Media Matters consoomers so bluepilled they merely need to hear the name of a conservative commentator in order to raise their blood pressure? On second thought, don't answer that, I probably already did.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's black too, so what's her stake in this? Did they just bring her on because she's an expert at complaining about racism?

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PrezElectHamsandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Sheeeeit, nigga, chill", answered Bilbo. "Wuz ur name, anyways?"

"Ayo wut u mean, nigga, diz be G Eazy da Wheezy, a.k.a. Big G, a.k.a. G-Money, betta ask yo momma", said Gandalf. "I ain't no broke ass nigga, ya feel me?"

"G Eazy da Wheezy? Ayo of course, my nigga, I kno who u be! U dat nigga who dun sold my cuz dat mufuggin' dope dat got him high as shieeet. U dat nigga who bust dem mad rhymes at my uncle's crib last week! U dat nigga who shot up dem hill street niggas' block party last year! Ayo damn straight, my nigga, u real as fuck!" replied Bilbo, who was very fond of violence against any of his rival street gangs. "U dat nigga who be gettin' dem boyz slangin' keys making mad money at da school yard all year. Ayo wuz up nigga, u still be doing dat biznezz or what?"

"Damn straight, nigga, daz me! See I knew u knew wazzup, ur cuz know wazzup, ur momma know wazzup. Yo, lemme tell u bout dat hit I got planned, it's gonna be some real gangsta shit, no cap."

"I dun told u already...", said Bilbo, but it was useless.

"Shut up nigga, u gonna like dis. Gonna be some real g-money shit, lemme tell ya."

"Yo fuck u, nigga for real, I be straight chillin today, no hustle, ya dig? I'm out on probation, nigga, dem crackas be watchin my ass. Hit me back next Tuesday or somethin, let's get crunk or some shit." With that he turned and scuttled inside his crib door, and slammed it shut in that old ass nigga's face.

"Sheeeit, what I ask him to get crunk for", he said to himself, as he went to grab a bottle of malt liquor from the fridge. He only just had his morning smoke, but he thought another blunt and maybe a sip or two would take the edge off a bit. Gandalf in the meantime was still standing outside the door, and laughing long but quietly. After a while he stepped up, and with the tip of his knife scratched a gang sign on the nigga's nasty crib door. Then he strode away, just about the time when Bilbo was finishing his second blunt and beginning to think that he had escaped any trouble for that day.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 66 points ago +66 / -0

"Wut it do!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the concrete of the projects was blindin grey. But Gandalf looked at him from under oily eyebrows that curled out further than the gold brim of his Lakers hat. "fuck you say?" he said. "fuck you mean wut it do, you mean dat it be like it do; or that you feel like it is; or that it is as it be?"

"Sheeeeit, nigga," said Bilbo. "Boutta hit dis blunt. Blaze one if you got one, but you ain't gettin none of mine! Ain't got shit ta do today!" Then Bilbo sat down on a stoop, and hit dat shit, blew out a cloud of dank smoke. "Das wut it is!" said Gandalf. "But I ain't got time to blaze. I'm on the lookout for a real nigga to do some real ass shit wit."

"Fuck, nigga, ain't no one around heya lookin fa trouble, niggas heya be chillin all day." said our Mr. Baggins, who then blew out another even bigger dank cloud. Then he picked up a paper from the ground, and pretended he could read, pretending to take no more notice of this troublin old ass nigga. He had decided that he was not quite his sort, and wanted him to go away. But the old ass nigga did not move. He stood leaning on his cane and gazing at the young stumpy nigga without saying anything, till Bilbo got quite uncomfortable and even a little cross.

"Wut it do!" he said at last. "We chill nigga heya, thank you! You might try dem hill street niggas or dem water street niggas." By this he meant that the conversation was at an end. "So wut it do be like you sayin it do be like you think it is, but nigga I assure it don't!" said Gandalf.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 26 points ago +26 / -0

ONE RANG FINNA RULE DEM ALL
ONE RANG FINNA FIND DEM
ONE RANG FINNA GET DEM ASSES OVA HERE
AND INNA DA PROJECTS BIND DEM

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PrezElectHamsandwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed. I can't see anything good coming from this.

Chances of retaliation, parent/teacher meetings, extended supervision are high, and chances of even one teacher getting accidentally redpilled are slim to none. Their union membership basically all but requires them to vote blue no matter who.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being a prophet in this day and age is a pretty sobering job, ngl

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +3 / -1

Reminds me of last year when they were preparing to oust Cuomo and some podcaster was saying “they wouldn’t be doing this if they hadn’t already lined up someone even worse than him.”

Spoiler alert: they did.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 3 points ago +4 / -1

“We need guidance that is really practical,” he says, and then goes on to explain how “don’t have sex” isn’t really a realistic option. 🤡

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PrezElectHamsandwich 0 points ago +1 / -1

They should have a least put a rule against uneven and/or malicious moderation in there so they either have to enforce their rules on everyone or not at all.

Basically, if you find that they banned you while letting someone else go for saying something similar, you have a case against them.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yes but publishing the show on YouTube is basically free advertising for Mug Club.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't see it. Inventory hasn't really increased in my area and quality has gone down significantly. The only thing that's sitting around for weeks is way overpriced garbage.

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