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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look closer. There's a tea bag there.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I took the vaccine, now I'm literally as chad as a Navy SEAL."

This guy probably also believes that if he buys an Omega watch, he'll be James Bond.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a discussion about this yesterday and I find it more likely that this is just lazy, amateur coding (it's government work, imagine the amount of diversity hires).

Sure, they ultimately want to make you keep getting shots forever, but the code monkeys will get to it as soon as they learned about arrays. Overall I agree though, this is probably not as big of a smoking gun as people make it out to be, but that doesn't mean it's not the truth. A lot of last year's conspiracy theories also sounded overly spicy and exaggerated, and look how many of them came true this year in one form or another.

BTW, the code in question is still online, and unlike the video claims, the website is working (again?) too, so feel free to check it out yourself.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 6 points ago +7 / -1

Why would the test code be deployed on the live site? That makes even less sense than hardcoding 8 shots.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every Nazi guard in the concentration camps was just doing their duty. So were the guards in the communist gulags in Russia and China.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you want a good summary of where this leads, watch the movie "The Experiment". Either the German original from 2001 or the 2010 remake with Adrian Brody (I haven't personally seen that one but the ratings seem okay). Or read up on the famous Stanford Prison Experiment.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE SAND DUNES???!?

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

They know that traitors are not to be trusted. If they're willing to betray their own, they'll eventually betray you as well.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

The jokes really write themselves on this one.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Ruin the economy, blame it on capitalism and selfishness, and then say "this is why we need communism"

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