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Primaryteddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Super Straights, Super Gays, and Super Lesbians we are all in this together.

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Primaryteddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

You say that as if Abbot doesn’t want Texas to turn blue.

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Primaryteddy 8 points ago +8 / -0

YUGE, even. Really hides well all the minorities they are currently genociding.

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Primaryteddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I already drive the speed limit bro...

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Primaryteddy -1 points ago +3 / -4

This. People on here need to find their balls and realize the federal government is fucking retarded. They are pissing away all their political capital and making themselves look more and more illegitimate to people every day.

If there ever were time to take back control by force it isn’t now.

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Primaryteddy 2 points ago +3 / -1

The main reason I don’t agree with him was that with most totalitarian dictators, he used his rhetoric as a pretext for genocide.

Genocide bad. Not only is it incredibly morally wrong, but societies that do it tend to collapse sooner than later for a myriad of reasons.

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Primaryteddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOOK OUT TRUMP! MIKE OBAMA IS TRYING TO SNEAK ATTACK YOU!!!!

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Primaryteddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Every single mural/painting of George Floyd ever. Make his lips and nose as gigantic as possible. I don’t understand how they just make him so unflattering even though they essentially revere him...

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Primaryteddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course we won’t call it “canceling”. But I’m fine with playing the lefts game on this front since they seem to show no signs of stopping.

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Primaryteddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here is my revised version:

Dear,

Your activities have been identified as subversive to American Constitutional Republican ideals. You are a tarantula. It is possible you may be unaware of this egregious breach of public and patriotic trust. We the Pedes believe it is in the interest of all to bring this activity to your attention so you may have the opportunity to resolve it.

Our Constitution provides us with certain unalienable rights, including the right to free speech, the spread of information, and the right to bear arms. We must exercise these rights to protect the value and quality of this great nation.

Despite our impressive length, we are a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula we peacefully and patriotically dispatch, the Pede has two curved hollow fangs which inject peaceful and patriotic venom.

As such, we caustically and vitriolically request that you immediately discontinue activity that undermines and subverts the gleaming rights protected in these great lands. Please respond quickly and publicly to let the Pedes know that you will cease and desist from further collectivist totalitarianism.

We will accept your remorseful apology and welcome you to the purple mountains majesty of freedom. If you ignore this dire exclamation of intense disapproval, you may be the subject to further notice with greater disapproval including language that may hurt your feelings. We hope this issue can be resolved peacefully and patriotically and we can avoid cranking up the fangs of freedom. Sincerely,

With this we can make the centipede like Pepe in a way. A political weapon, and a damn good one at that.

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Primaryteddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

If we are to use this in regards to cancel something, (which I think we should) then try and make it more normie centric. The PEDE stuff is fine, but my biggest contention is the “right to shitpost, parody, and honk our great horns.” Try and make into language that every American can understand, and we have a winning strategy.

Cancel the left, and they will stop canceling things.

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Primaryteddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s just cope over the fact that their movement is dead in the water.

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Primaryteddy 26 points ago +26 / -0

Georgia, Arizona, and Utah need to get their house in order before the rising tide of MAGA nationalism makes them get in order.

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Primaryteddy 1 point ago +4 / -3

I just hope that if/when they become the hegemonic power of the world it goes the way of Nazi Germany. Incredible suffering and violence but after a few years it collapses due to its own overconfidence/warmongering. Better than it causing decades or centuries of suffering. China always manages to choke super hard as a world power, but at the same time the CCP is so entrenched in literally everything that I can’t be sure.

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Primaryteddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m pretty sure every man in both world wars would have dropped their arms if they saw 70-100 years into the future. Same with the Roman legionaries in Gaul in 70 BC if they saw what happened 410/476.

Entropy comes to every civilization. I just hope whenever Clown World fails in its fight against reality, that I manage to contribute to whatever comes next.

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Primaryteddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not the target audience for this post but I’m feeling fine actually. Our situation is not great but I’m not going to flame out like some idiot. If anything with Trump out of office I realized that I need to be more involved with myself and my family.

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Primaryteddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woah slow your roll there kiddo. Our Congress would become microscopically more competent and we can’t have that.

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Primaryteddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just want this simulation to end already... Where’s a red pill when you need one.

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Primaryteddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nearly 2 thousand blue-pilled boomers liked this video.

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Primaryteddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

The newspeak is “Black Lives Matter” bean.

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