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ProPatria 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's hope their laughter is the worst of our problems.

Thanks, democrats!

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

The spokesperson added that the "welfare and safety of U.S. citizens abroad is one of the highest priorities" of the department.

Hopefully the spokesperson can speak a little louder so the dead U.S. citizens if Afghanistan can hear their reassurance.

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ProPatria 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden's only there to be the outrage target while the Dems implement shit that would normally get them hanged. They'll pull off supremely evil shit and point toward him when the public gets pissed, then throw him to the wolves and 25A him to appease the populace. "Of course we agree that what he signed/did was horrible, we had to stop him... see, we saved you because we care about the country!"

Until then, they'll keep handing him the papers to sign while Jill scolds him, "we dont have time for you to read it, just sign it."

He's just Dunham's Walter made flesh.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden: "Bill went in for a what? What? No, listen here fat, YOU'RE illogical!"

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

Constantly handled, like an old sweaty ballsack sticking to a leg. Has to be coaxed into position gently and periodically shifted around.

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ProPatria 4 points ago +4 / -0

Third-rate quarterback, fourth-rate justice warrior, God-tier douche.

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ProPatria 44 points ago +44 / -0

The dunes prefer the pronoun, "sandcurves" you bigots! /s

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

"My body, my right to choose!"

Also:

"The unvaccinated must submit to being vaccinated!"

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ProPatria 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hogg is clear evidence that the public school system isn't producing citizens with the ability for critical thought or a basis in historical context.

His application to Harvard was just a link to a list of "So there I was..." memes.

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ProPatria 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like to think Satan has been saving a very special cigar for William.

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ProPatria 3 points ago +3 / -0

If only someone at the scene had been armed, like with a gun... they could have saved some lives by ending the bowman's killing spree... Norway needs common-sense bow control.

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ProPatria 67 points ago +67 / -0

Usually, when I tell people I have just met at gas stations that I read tweets from Bill Mitchell, they give me this weird look and say, "Isn't he a giant, raging faggot?"

Outside of his self-important fantasies, Bill Mitchell is universally mocked and derided.

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ProPatria 6 points ago +6 / -0

Restless anal syndrome sounds like Obama with insomnia.

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

"For the first time in my life, I understood how someone could consciously choose to commit suicide."

Boy, we sure dodged a bullet there...

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