Their wings aren't bad...

Sounds like a great way to improve office morale would be to buy some Memphis BBQ for everyone.

Not enough white surrender flag emojis to be French.

Some people learn too slowly for their own good.

My response was basically, "when Mitch McConnell publically apologizes to Trump and resigns, I'll stop bashing you turncoats. If Romney does the same, I'll consider donating again."

Don't care if the read it or not, just feel it needs to be said.

Funny how getting people out into the sunshine to boost their Vit. D has helped Texas, whereas locking people away in their homes, depriving them of sunlight, seems to exasperate the issue...

Then again, Michigan's Evil Step-Mother seems to hate the daylight, so I'm not surprised by the results.

Is that a challenge?

"When you have love for your country in your heart, there is no room for racism."

Sounds like a bunch of the same "operatives" we have showing up here occasionally trying to poison the well and makes us all look bad. They hate America, they hate anyone who stands behind America, and will do/say anything to bring us down. "By any means necessary"

The guy center bottom?

What do you call that haircut? Bull's Grab Handle?

They probably just told him to keep tossing their salad while they were pumping his wife's Lo Mein with the Cream of Sum Yung Gi.

We all knew it would end in failure and embarrassment. Just like all of Hogg's friends who pitched in to get that hooker to finally pop his cherry.

Or because she had so many black men heiress-ted.

Okay -- but what if I come in smelling of burnt parmesan cheese and hooker feet?

50% discount, am I right?

Oh, and I don't have to show ID because that'd be racist, right? That's how this works?

"It just makes common sense."

The only thing they seem to tolerate is subservience and self-loathing.

So one gets charged with defacing a national monument, and the other gets dereliction of duty for not stopping him. Welcome to Ft. Levenworth, fellas.

I was gonna say that mask looks so trashy wrapped about that garbage bag.

Vacations for me, lockdowns for thee.

Mental-gymnastics are the new Olympic sport, and USA team is going for gold!

Thank you for your service.

Mission accepted!

"Aren't I bit old for your tastes?"

I was thinking about building a forge... but a firepit would also be nice.

This is an insane person engaging in role play, and threatening violence against anyone who refuses to play along.

Because she was personally responsible for the entire chain of delivery... right? Good Lord that kind of shit is... beyond any rationalization.