Impressive length!

Whuhan Whooping Cough

The Commie Consumption

Xi's Shivers

Chinese Special #19

Socialist Cytosis

Beijing Bronchitis

Tiananmen Tetanus Shot

Raff-out-Roud Rheumatism

Xicken Flied Lice

I've learned lately to add the /sarcasm tag just to be sure..

And presents his ass for anal swabbing.

What a relief! I wonder how many down-trodden liberals were unable to send a message to Trump because they weren't able to choose their pronouns?

The Savior has arrived!

Yup. And "everyone I disagree with is literally Hitler."

Teaching the kids that it's not what plans are proposed, but who proposes them.

These kids are going to grow up thinking this tactic will work in real life...

I have a sneaking suspicion that decline isn't starting from any significant height...

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"False" claims as determined by who, I wonder? Majority opinion, or the press?

So, government offers you a loan.

Then they tax you on that loan for receiving the loan.

Then you pay interest on that loan in addition to what you have to pay back?

Sounds like government alright.

At least Palpatine knew wtf he was signing...

Steel-core ammo is back on the menu boys!

And anyone know where I can get some of that depleted uranium? Hunting season's almost over and I got a few tags to fill...

"We cant have anyone in the establishment fighting against the establishment... c'mon man!"

HONK HONK LADIES!

Gotta fight that Global Warming somehow! Think Globally, act locally!

Well, no competence or intelligence test to vote, so you're not wrong.

I hope he left a massive upper-decker in the residence.

Like Lady MacBeth endlessly washing her hands to get the blood off...

"I have evidence that there was cheating in that race..."

"NUH-UH! We already voted that it was fair and square! See, says so right here in our RESOLUTION! "

There's a perception that a demographic's share of the total population as a percentage should equate to their representation as a percentage of the prison population...

This completely forgoes the notion some demographics commit more crimes, or that crime can be a larger part of some demo's cultures... The ONLY explanation they'll accept is that it's racism or bias is causing the disparity in those prosecuted or convicted. And even questioning this mantra is itself racism.

I'm sure you knew this, not trying to talk down to you, just remember that having "facts" for your argument is a product of "whiteness" and must be abolished. /sarcasm

...this year.

And those $2000 checks they were "promised"...

Dont forget they're pretty good at setting people up, and inducing them to commit crimes whenever its politically expedient.

To be fair, he's heading off that projected "meme shortage" pretty solidly.