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ProPatria 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd like to spit some Beechnut on that dude's eye.

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ProPatria 5 points ago +5 / -0

Basically the equivalent of Influenza you say...

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just be sure to keep her socially-distanced from President Sniffy McGroper

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ProPatria 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you seen the price of ammo lately? I'm not wasting my valuable ammo on that trash... I've got tons of paper targets that offer more to society than those folks. /s

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ProPatria 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it's an advertisement for his oral dick-cleaning services.

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would call him an utter scumbag, but bag seems to underplay his scumminess.

Is scumtanker a word?

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wombs or wounds? Because I hear there's a whole transgender segment who might be excited to hear the news...

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ProPatria 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stand for more than ten minutes without a podium to hold on to, or someone to catch him when he falls?

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe the IRS can show those disenfranchised people how to get those IDs so they can vote after paying their taxes...

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just to help you Feds out, my name is Hunter "Skittles" Biden, and I'm the smartest man my dad knows.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Over 200,000 Georgia voters lack a driver’s license or state ID number, meaning they will need to submit additional proof of their identities.

How are this many people cashing checks, opening bank accounts, filling prescriptions, or even registering to vote without state-issued ID?

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unsurprising that those with new-found power and influence would fight so hard to keep it.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please tell me they come in red and make honking noises when squeezed.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reporter: "President Biden, do you think we should nuke China?"

POTATUS: "look man, it's easy. Whatever gender someone says they are, they are. We should respect that, otherwise we'll never cut greenhouse emissions and the bridges will collapse in disrepair."

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ProPatria 0 points ago +0 / -0

Let your pede flag fly, freak!

I mean, let your freak flag fly, pede!

:)

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrats are a cult of necromancy. Every few years they raise the dead for one night...

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ProPatria 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boy she's just airing that thing out... we should all start sending cases of Summer's Eve, ya know, for the environment.

Also, looks like Spez let his hair grow out.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because nothing ends the stereotypes about a particular religion being murderous quite like a mass shooting.

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