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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is going to be like the Eloi dutifully stopping in their tracks whenever the sirens blared, to march like drones to the caves/fallout-shelters. They'll train the people to line up, roll up their sleeves, and recieve the sacrement to Lord COVID.

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congrats! Violence in Chicago solved!

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden: "Kamala, what should we do with all these poor immigrant kids suddenly showing up?"

Harris: "Buwwitos!"

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ProPatria 10 points ago +10 / -0

All creatures with WIS below 12 must Save vs Magic or be Charmed.

Republicans with WIS below 15 must Save vs Magic or be polymorphed into RINOs.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL, well then, good morning!

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Safe travels.

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Management would like you to find the difference between US media, and CCP media."

"It's the same media."

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ProPatria 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's just upset that she doesn't appeal to a Male's fantasies.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the upside, he can sue Ellen "Elliot" Page for using his likeness without permission.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good eye, I wonder if it's the same sauce with different guys on the labels...

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ProPatria 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone call Sandy Cortez, now's the time for a photoshoot!

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ProPatria 6 points ago +6 / -0

8 GOP members actually supported the bill and helped it pass. Here they are, courtesy of CNN (via Breitbart):

Vern Buchanan of Florida

Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania

Maria Salazar of Florida

Andrew Garbarino of New York

Chris Smith of New Jersey

Fred Upton of Michigan

Carlos Gimenez of Florida

Adam Kinzinger of Illinois

These are names right-wing citizens will want to remember in the future.

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ProPatria 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stubb's is my go-to. It's the standard by which I judge others.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a damn shame I lost all mine.

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

An awful lot of fucking around in that group... neglegent discharges are only the biggest examples.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like cannibalism is on the menu boys.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

“The complaint describes a web of corruption involving bribery, kickbacks, and side deals by one of San Francisco’s highest-ranking city employees,” said U.S. Attorney David L. Anderson. “The public is entitled to honest work from public officials, free from manipulation for the official’s own personal benefit and profit.”

Great, now do Nancy Pelosi.

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