Bungling, bloviating, bullshitting bastard. How many grandparents did he sentence to death, I wonder?

He's already a badass. He just a low-key badass.

Zuckerberg: "what we and the other media need to start doing is preparing the american people that there is nothing illegitimate about this election taking additional days or weeks to make sure all the votes are corrected."

FTFY

I bet he still has the heart of a MAGA Lion

"WHY AREN'T I 50 POINTS AHEAD?! I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!"

LOL!

So is "Designated Crybaby" a new position or is he just a "REEEEE Agent"?

Guess he also "felt the need" to spend the next 20-30yrs in prison. Shame.

What are they protesting?

I mean, not speaking Spanish too well it kind of looks like they're either protesting against abortion, or protesting their periods.

An hour is just about perfect for my commute home, can't complain tbh.

<insert cat reading newspaper meme> I should get a paintball gun.

Hunting laws in Texas say there's no bag limit on vermin.

Well, when you systematically abort/kill female children thanks to the one-child policy... those boys tend to get pent-up.

"Looks like another one running from the plantation! Quick, shut him down!"

OnlyFans girls are just whores that don't have to use a towel to wipe up afterwards.

Sweet! I totally need about 1500rnds of .308, a few hundred .223, and a crate of 12ga. It's to feed my children, I swear.

This ratfucker should be disbarred.

...and about a dozen other charges.

"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting in what's for lunch. A republic is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote." - Ben Franklin

I took the family to DC back in 2018 for a week. We visited Arlington. When I explained to my daughter that the acres and acres of stones were all American servicemen who died to protect our freedoms, she broke down crying. So did I.

They are Patriots, and we cannot give up their fight.

Liberalism: not even once.

Father's a child psychiatrist... guess he didn't see the 'warning signs'

Critical race theory is just regular racism... with extra steps.

I love how their instincts are to stomp out the flames... too bad his balls didn't catch fire...

That's a good way to get shot, or run over.