ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Courts have already ruled police have no duty to protect.

ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +7 / -1

China is fighting on all signs to keep their economy from tanking. Which is why they’ll invade taiwan so the whole world will be beholden to them for microchips.

ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t normally poop in the kitchen, but when I do, I choose a bowl and tell my wife it’s and avocado.

ProphetOfKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

I couldnt bring myself to vote for mittens. First time I voted and left a presidential box unchecked. I did however hold my nose and vote for McCain over Obama, I apologize for that.

ProphetOfKek 18 points ago +18 / -0

Kemp is based? He may have been better than turdue but based?

ProphetOfKek 35 points ago +35 / -0

Loeffler didn’t want to win either. Now she has plenty of time to admire the portrait of Mao in her house.

ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their son that got their tits cut off and put on testosterone.

ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

I get dominance is a thing, but who wants the ugly kid that smells like cheese?

ProphetOfKek 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well that’s a new one on me.

ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +6 / -1

Wow she’s like Jewish uncle ruckus lmao

ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

The hot ones I knew got accidentally pregnant doing extracurricular activities.

ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup. I struggled reading insomnia, which was like a love letter to abortion. I got about 2/3rds of the way through and I couldnt finish it.

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