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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have no idea what point you are making.

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ProphetOfKek 19 points ago +19 / -0

I bet it’s “permanent”.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have three. I also don’t let them outside to murder forest creatures. If they sneak in the house though, it’s fair game.

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ProphetOfKek 14 points ago +14 / -0

Those pagan religions were burning children in fires.

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +5 / -1

I’m not sure that claim is anywhere in the Bible. I don’t think it addresses it at all.

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ProphetOfKek 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why would a jihadi apologize?

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ProphetOfKek 26 points ago +27 / -1

I love cats but they are murder machines and hunt for sport. They will absolutely wreck a local ecosystem.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

👩 + 🍎 = 👨 + 🍌

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ProphetOfKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

The whole field is your outhouse.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

You never take things you don’t need?

To be employed you have to take a check. Otherwise it’s considered slave labor. How much he takes can be negotiated to be very little.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sandmann is rich af. He doesn’t need the turtle’s money.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

My dad used to catch them (baby gators) and sell them when he was like 10. He was crazy.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

What can I say, he thought he could wheel and deal and didn’t realize the extent of the rot.

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