"In the Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter of 2000sssss I met some Girls"

Is it just me, or has Kamala been more pale after that horrifying beating.

Keep Calm and Trump On

Next time kids’ school have a can food drive, yup, they’re getting Goya.

And he poured original-thick-brown-smilin-sweetness Aunt Jemima syrup on ‘dem pancakes.

I was raped by Donald Trump on November 8, 2016. - Woman who wishes to not give her full name in order to maintain her safety, and would like to be known simply as “Killary”

Soon it’ll be a yuge check-mark shaped

Summer of Love man

Patients who have an erection lasting greater than 4 hours, whether painful or not, should seek emergency medical attention...or stop staring at Kayleigh