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Quality 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone explain to me why anyone would even listen to this sanctimonious ass?

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Quality 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well, do you have an easier way to socially grandstand while out in public? I need people to think I'm a good person, but I don't want to have to put much effort into it. When I'm out with my nineteen masks on, folks turn their heads and say "By golly! What a morally superior person!" And for a brief moment, my perpetually low self-esteem gets a nice solid boost.

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Quality 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doesn't this exact same logic apply to any number of masks?

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Quality 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair, only 25% were violent vandals...the other 75% were merely cheering them on.

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Quality 2 points ago +2 / -0

....Now we all wait for an executive order placing an immediate ban on all erections.

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Quality 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has he commented on the effectiveness of eleven masks?

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Quality 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, I just think some folks enjoy a good ol' fashioned anal swabbing.

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Quality 5 points ago +5 / -0

I really don't think this post takes into consideration the possibility of twenty-two masks.

by AngryAF
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Quality 24 points ago +24 / -0

This is literally the best the Democrats have to offer.

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Quality 4 points ago +4 / -0

Experts say that the best mask is seventeen masks.

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Quality 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it now racist not to wear a mask? I have trouble keeping up with this stuff.

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Quality 6 points ago +6 / -0

A true patriot.

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Quality 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think anyone believes that Donald Trump is secretly in control of Biden's actions. The idea that there's stuff going on behind the scenes has nothing to do with controlling Biden and everything to do with trying to stop the destruction of the country. I'm sure Trump isn't okay with so many losing their jobs at the hands of Biden. If he could stop it at this point, I'm sure he would. But the fact that Biden currently has power doesn't mean that there aren't wheels in motion behind the scenes.

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Quality 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden incited me to not pay my parking tickets. He should be punished for it.

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Quality 35 points ago +35 / -0

Its taking extra long because people haven't been wearing fourteen masks. 370% effective the experts say.

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Quality 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would immediately cash out my entire life savings in twenty-dollar bills.

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