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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

I stopped watching Fox around that time. Donna Brazille...

Really? It was the Juan Williams hire that convinced me Fox was a total loss. Donna Brazille was just the money shot; the spooge-on-the-face of Fox News.

EDIT: Should I be ashamed I even know that phrase?

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't do that with a revolver.

Read up on this model. A buddy showed me how to load one once. The cylinder doesn't "hinge out" like modern revolvers, instead there's a "loading gate" a bit on the RHS that pivots out and exposes one of the six chambers in the cylinder. Sequence is load one, skip one, load the next 4. Lower the hammer on the empty chamber. The Army (and Navy) Colts will fire if dropped on the hammer if it is in a loaded chamber.

Baldwin is an ignorant (or is it "stupid" if he refuses to learn?) gun-hating leftie. I can pretty much garan-damn-tee you it would be too much trouble for him to check all six chambers even if he knows how which I doubt. Hell, one could check by point in air, pull hammer back, pull trigger, repeat six times or more to be VERY sure. (probably very bad for old SAO revolver - so sue me)

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ray Wise (he always gets the sleazy lawyer role anyway).

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

FTA:

The court’s three liberal justices – Stephen Breyer, Sonia Sotomayor, and Elena Kagan – emphasized the importance of stare decisis, the principle that courts should adhere to prior precedent except under limited and extraordinary conditions.

Now, that just does not sit right with me. As far as I can see, SCOTUS should never cite precedent. It seems to me SCOTUS should look at the law in question in light of the Constitution as written and either reconcile the two or throw out the law if it can't be reconciled with the Constitution.

The process doesn't have to be more complicated than that.

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

fistula

You made me look that up. Ewwwwwwwwww!

Image out of my mind...

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Quietam_Unum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds funny, how does it start?

Woman looking for the ultimate lover puts advert in paper.

All kinds of guys show up looking for the job, Don Juan, beach muscle man, one on and on... One day a guy with no arms and no legs shows up. She opens door sees him and says no way, you can't be a great lover.

"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

You can embellish, drag it out as a shaggy-dog story, it is a versatile joke.

If you're into humor and folklore, you must look up a guy named Gershon Legman. He's gone now, but he wrote the definitive tome on those subjects. (As well as the largest collection of limericks anywhere.) Also see Vance Randolph's little book "Pissing In The Snow and Other Ozark Folktales."

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barack-Obama2 4 hours ago +34 / -2
Let’s see some proof guys. Post your boner pics.

Here's a dick pic that'll get you real hot!

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Quietam_Unum 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’m typing this with my pocket poker.

Hahaha.. Reminds me of the joke that ends "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a dumbass ty

You can be a dumbass if you want, but in this case, it is (in my humble opinion) that weird brain thing that makes optical illusions not work sometimes. Like "are the stairs going up or down". Sometimes that one locks in the "up" view and you have to walk away, turn the page, or just have another shot of Scotch.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Day-yum, does she look like Agent 99 or wut?

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Quietam_Unum 18 points ago +18 / -0

They want free

That is the part they just don't get. If you make someone else pay for your music, then someone else gets to call the tune.

You want them to "keep your hands off my body" them keep your chubby cheezit-stained leftist hands the fuck out of my wallet.

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Quietam_Unum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guessing here that term limits don't really matter as long as the dynasties of congressional staff live on.

You want to defund something? Defund congressional staff and limit them to two persons .

Also: Propose "You First" amendment for all laws. Congress, families, and staff get the law applied to them first for [INSERT NUMBER] years before the laws apply to the populace as a whole.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cramer noted that President Dwight Eisenhower was able to coordinate a massive polio vaccine push,

You drooling, slack-lipped micro-cephalic mongoloid idiot; polio didn't have an animal reservoir. Corona virus variants cross animal/human borders so they can not be eliminated.

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you noticed that the media

It is almost like the "media" are the enemy of the American people.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you're saying the Scots aren't the savage barbarians Hadrian described them as any more?

EDIT: "any more"

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Quietam_Unum 6 points ago +6 / -0

NEW! Italian snow tires: Dago tru mud - dago tru snow and when dago flat dago wop-wop-wop!

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