Mongeau? More like Mange-ass

Heeeeere's DONNY!

Is there anything that campaign doesn't plagiarize? That shirt is a carbon copy of the famous Reagan-Bush '84 shirt

Spanish fear porn is weak. My MSNPC-watching family members were crying back in April about a story where a guy's last words were, allegedly, "I thought it was a hoax."

I took one look at the story and spotted 3 tells that it was fake in 10 seconds

Rabies is a hell of a drug

Could've been flights chartered by Trump through Tower Air. The story still doesn't sit right, though

Fact check: there were dozens of us... DOZENS!

Our society is full of perverse incentives, set up by idiotic/malicious government actors. Guy pays for an abortion; a few hundred bucks and he's free-and-clear. Guy doesn't pay for abortion; child support for 18 years.

Oh yeah, and giving hospitals tens of thousands of dollars for each "COVID """""death""""""

wHy WOuLd He gO tO wAlTEr ReEd

What are the odds COVID is being used as a weapon to knock Republican senators out of the chamber temporarily? Notice that we don't have a bunch of Dem/commie senators testing positive

Commie fucks want to enslave us. More grist for their mills. We must say, "Hell NO," once again

More like a fat ass-Golem

*1933

Based. Too bad he isn't an American citizen

I wonder how many ratios it will take before Abilio just suffers a permanent prolapse

Basically Michael Scott

Some spiteful bitch will hand those tapes over to CNN sooner or later

Is Melinda Gates a man? Yikes. No wonder Bill has such a fetish for injecting people with foreign substances--it's not like he's getting anything good in his marriage

The imprecatory psalms are great. 35, 58, and 109 are particularly awesome

Maybe. But definitely only maybe

Uhhh not with that jawline

With bleach

Sneaking, just to be clear

It began before then... probably before Paul Ryan came on board, too

The ratio on one of his latest tweets is pretty epic -- 16k to 2.4k