"In chaos there is opportunity" - Operation Petti Coat (1959)

The crazier things are, the easier it is to take advantage of any situation.

RUSSIANS

CHOCLATE WAFFLES??? Nobody told me about chocolate waffles. Where are my god damn car keys!!!

We have a winner.

Stay tuned. The drama has just begun.

She needs to be in the custody of the U.S. Marshalls. Preferably in an isolated location on a military base.

What's the correct temperature to cook a 52" flat screen TV?

I love these calls. As soon as the prerecorded message starts, press 1. This will connect you to a real person. Two of my favorites,

1. "Does your mother still suck goat dicks"? I think it's the goat part that really gets them wound up.

2. If they have even a hint of a foreign accent, ask them "do you speak English " ? Regardless of what they say, you say "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT"? This one really sets them off.

You are welcome.

You would see a lot more Trump gear if people were not afraid of being attacked. I wear mine regularly, but then I live in a state that still appreciates the Constitution.

"Bye, bye Biden"

She needs to be put in the care of 12 U.S. Marshalls, all selected from different locations across the country. Housed in a facility where she is the only inmate in the middle of a major military base.

Make it Fort Knox so you can post some tanks around the perimeter.

I have had a dash cam for years. Relatively inexpensive. You just need to check it regularly to make sure it is working.

Yeah, that sounds great. Now, repeat after me:

DO NOT BELIEVE ANY POLLS, POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE. THE ONLY TRUE POLL HAPPENS ON NOVEMBER 3RD

"Black Sheep"???

I think you mean "Sheep of Color" (SOC)

It's the new normal.

Nice flag. Really Great Flag. Truly one of the best flags I've ever seen.

What's the red, white and blue thing?

jk

10mm is best mm.

Lemonheads wasn't doing an interview, he was giving a speech. What a lowlife little prick.

Who is the current President of the United States?

[puddin head explodes]

In order to achieve maximum RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... You need to rename them the Washington Christians

I thought he was dead. Huh.... Still stupid, which is reassuring.

Anyone in my house who says "new normal" will be looking for a new place to live very quickly. This includes the cat.

Seen this picture before. That's an abandoned railroad boxcar they are living in.

"Republicans will be hunted."

The sheep hunts the wolf. Good luck.

This is crazy... If it just goes away, we can't cure it!

That's a flag I can get behind.