Solution to her problem:
- go outside
- pick up dog
- wait for fireworks
- boom, crackle, yay! people enjoying themselves
- dog runs uhoh.exe
- dog can't run cause it's a little bitch and you're a human holding it
- snap, pop, woohoo! fireworks are like the fermented barley of earth
- dog still can't run, cause bitchmade
- you enjoy fireworks from a distance
- dog eventually realizes it's safe
- dog gets over fear
"we're not all like that" well y'all sure to sit by and accept when the others on your side are indoctrinating you and your side to the radical point of extreme racism. So sick of their rebranding shit too, "libertarianism" lmfao
Probably took it for a walk just so it'd get scared too. We all know this type of bitch.
I imagine him having a heartfelt movie moment one night talking to them, and they start to talk back, but only just enough words to let Trump know what needs to be done. Then as the dawn rises, this picture was taken by a native tribesman long lost to the woods, for centuries, while fiddling with the camera he just found, dropped from an antifa pussy who just had his brains blown out, by one of the cloaked snipers u/Snake was talking about.
Surprisingly the most effective
that's no good, isn't kentucky republican? this is exactly what they want
Not really conquering the fear imo, but infinitely better than having his future wife lose respect for him. I think my dad used that tactic on me when I was young & was scared to approach a spider... oh god when I left this original comment I didn't realize these guys can't even stomp them.
edit: I'm so used to cupping them with my hand and releasing them, it blows my mind an adult male can be scared to stomp or swat it... gad damn
this is the one
both have their fear centers blocked by something a fraction their size... you sure they're not transitioning into males or something?
I one day came to the realization the spider just eat bugs and decided I needed to get over it otherwise that's quite the microcosm of when shit actually hits the fan and people need to be fought for... You pick it up, you feel grossed out/freaked out, you manage where it walks by rotating your arms, and 10 minutes later that fear is gone.
edit: "So does my son" this made me sad coming from this community. Are you forgetting the picture you're commenting on?
they eat bugs... literally all they do...
whoever downvoted, would love to hear your take on where their fortunes come from :)
"I don't know you, is your whole world view based off anecdote?"
I also have an elongated response that as I was typing I realized would take actual brainpower to structure properly.
but if they follow it up with "well do you think all people are equal?", I'd say no, people measure eachother on many differing aspects based on the judge, if I were to say I'm superior based off my race, you would view me as lesser, so why are you asking that question in the first place?"
remember boys, we aren't here to sway those lost souls, we argue in normy zones to keep people just learning about this shit out of the cult
lmao ya I was way off, I saw a meme where the intelligent guy was named ted of the iq scale, which is where that all came from.
Learning by failing
ohhh, I just learned pede was, I thought you were calling him pedestrian, mixed with name, reeked of conceit.
I mean ya, of course a stable job beats government/any* handouts, but I was replying to your "so?" when he is sighing because she won't be learning the proper lesson, and see it as nothing but a win, even after it runs out.
It's a conceited name. But whatever you gotta tell yourself pedeler
free handouts have been a pretty big agenda of theirs
They get tax money, I don't think they mind spending money to hamper things they oppose. they probably get a kick out of deciding how it'll take place.
I think you've missed some key points to the agenda they are pushing
PUTINATORS ASSEMBLE, WE'VE GOT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF
you call people pede, and named yourself lionted. Please evacuate yourself off the nearest cliff.
I'm glad he's promoting the message, but we all know he just sees a marketable audience.
The amount of faith he had to have in Americans to put himself on the line like he has is immense
I'm gonna tell people this is my spirit animal
"You think you're joking"
I doubt he thinks it's anything but satire, which requires it to be based in reality