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Real_Mitch_McConnell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like me. 🐢

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 6 points ago +6 / -0

The cocktail parties are lame. It's the after hour gay orgys that I'm all about.

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet you loooovvvvvveeeeee turtles. Turtle lover. Turtle lovers trust MY...ehh I mean THE plan.

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like to snort cocaine off of Michelle Obama's massive cock.

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really am a cunt.

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 6 points ago +7 / -1

Gotta love the gay orgys.

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 0 points ago +2 / -2

Well hello everyone! 🐢

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Say their names"...more like "Say my name" when you're with Michelle. 🐢

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dogs are our special friends. Turtles on the other hand are dumb as fuck. :) 🐢

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