An AR-15 in 5.56. While not optimal for hunting you can take a deer with a 5.56, and in a survival situation the concept of “ethically killing” a deer goes out the window.
A .22lr would be a good rifle to have for small critters as well
If you want one gun to do just about everything you need a 12 gauge pump shotgun. It will do just about anything except long distance shooting.
I’m not a lawyer but my wife is in law school. I think battery is the threat of violence and assault is actual violence. I also believe you generally only get charged with one, but there are likely a multitude of exceptions (every state has its own laws, many cities have their own laws, etc.)
“Merely symbolic” = don’t mean shit.
It’s not even that censuring doesn’t do anything; it’s worse than that. It looks like they are doing something. It’s a specific action to placate upset voters while not actually having any actual impact.
Growing a bead was easier than exercising and dieting to hide my neck fat.
Now doing all three.