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Reddit.is.Asshoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

My brain is still is having seizures from the cackle.

(I’d go into this more, but muh Hippa)

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did the same thing today I wrote - Go Fuck Yourself

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve made so much money on Apple stock. I have a fucking cemetery of Apple products. I fucking hate this.

Fuck Apple.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Safe travels fellow Pedes. I’m driving from Florida to Maine and will be passing through DC on the 6th. I’d love to be there but I’m traveling with my indoctrinated offspring. His fear of the virus is crippling. Maybe the car will need service:). I love all you Patriots!!!

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I reviewed Michael’s book on Amazon. I be been banned from giving anymore reviews. Which includes Prime videos. I get shit “we think you’d like this” video recommendations.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

And this is the only place in the store that people ARE social distancing.

Heartbreaking for all of the small businesses, churches, playgrounds etc...

Fuck China.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or riding your bike to school when you missed the bus.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

IF

-Rudy (Kipling)

Oh, and fuck you Obama. You can’t handle the truth.

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