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Redditcanblowme 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's from ghey buttsecks.

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Redditcanblowme 9 points ago +11 / -2

Not me. Not available.

I'm not helping the shitbirds that fucked up into this mess.

I'm leaving them to Darwin.

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Redditcanblowme 4 points ago +4 / -0

They should just start selling advertising space on their flag if they're going to change it every five minutes. "Kinky Boots On Tour!! Buy your tickets now through Ticketmaster!"

by SCHULTZ
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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +2 / -1

Keep it classy, El Camino!

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Bill Gates weren't pushing his fake meat and bugs I wouldn't have thought of it. But he's gone full Bond Villain and here we are.

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Redditcanblowme 14 points ago +14 / -0

My scientific wild-ass guess: grind it up and "accidentally" cause a problem with the beef in our supermarkets.

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Redditcanblowme 14 points ago +14 / -0

Somalia is a much better laundrymat. An auditor wouldn't be afraid to go to Ukraine.

Auditor. I crack myself up. There is no oversight.

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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

And all my friends are skeletons

(And beat the rhythm with their bones)

Strawman

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Redditcanblowme 6 points ago +6 / -0

FBI: "Trick me harder, daddy!"

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bullshit. $160m is just what they're willing to admit.

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Redditcanblowme 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was wrong too. I was wrong at one point when it looked like we had "Lindsay Graham 2.0". I was wrong to think he could ever be based, that he could ever be our ally.

Fuck this giant bundle of sticks.

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